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Couple stuck together having relations in ocean

Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
I'm just gonna drop this gem here... then I'm going to hang up and listen.

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A couple having sex in the ocean off the Italian coast earlier this week reportedly became stuck together—"due to suction," according to the Local—and required a trip to the emergency room to be separated.

The couple somehow became locked together mid-sex off a mostly empty beach at Porto San Giorgio, according to Il Mattino. After briefly panicking, the couple fought their way back to shore and flagged down a woman, who passed them a towel.

A doctor was called to the beach but the job proved too tough, and the couple was taken to a local hospital. There, the woman was given "an injection commonly used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women," as Il Mattino put it, and the couple was finally free to go their separate ways.
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
This happens to me all the time but suction has nothing to do with it
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
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I didn't sea that one cumming.

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Her pussy is a stage 5 clinger.


This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to
I guess he stayed aroused the whole time

Or he found a gem of a bajingo
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:05 pm to
Shits tight.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:06 pm to
I've heard pouring cold water on them will get them untied
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Member since Dec 2012
27243 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:09 pm to
From everything I've heard, sex in water is just bad news.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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67648 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:27 pm to
ocean sex sucks
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:04 pm to
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Emergency room? I guess it was too serious for urchin care.




Posted by stegs_81
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Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:27 pm to
There is no ocean off the Italian coast. Story is bogus.
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 9:50 pm to
I saw my neighbors labs get stuck when I was a kid. The dad went out and threw hot water on them and they became unstuck
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