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Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:11 pm to oR33Do
Your mom
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:12 pm to BowlJackson
Hey! You want an arse whipping?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:12 pm to oR33Do
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:16 pm to Bourre
Haha is that you chunk?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:19 pm to oR33Do
No comment
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:27 pm to bpinson
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing...
When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shite. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shite. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:39 pm to oR33Do
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change, killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:46 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Worse thing? Probably bailing on somehow who said she was pero.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 8:57 pm to oR33Do
Smoke the devil's cabbage
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:02 pm to oR33Do
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This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:09 pm to oR33Do
Left a used condom tied to a handrail on the subway in NY
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:10 pm to oR33Do
Tied a used condom to a handrail on a subway train.
ETA: Damnit
ETA: Damnit
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:47 pm to Droese
Kill people 
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:50 pm to oR33Do
For me, personally, Didn't spend time with those that mattered while I could.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:55 pm to oR33Do
I lied to my parents about grades, TOPS, and instead of studying I jacked off. I also was very mean to this Indian boy. If I ever see him again, Ill pay him . I made him cry...
I stole food, dined and dashed , and I squeezed this random girls' butt at a concert.
I stole food, dined and dashed , and I squeezed this random girls' butt at a concert.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 9:57 pm to oR33Do
of my own volition, or under under orders?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:02 pm to 777Tiger
Either will be fine
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:03 pm to Old Money
What is her name? I've searched and can't find anything.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:04 pm to oR33Do
I looked in the Monday Night Raw thread.
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