What animals are the biggest assholes?

dolphins

Capuchin monkeys.

Cats, because they are so prolific.

Cats are awesome.

Hate seagulls for sure.

Well. from that list I'd have to say dogs. None of the others have ever run at me in a menacing way.

Pelicans are assholes too, i was fishing in the surf one time and had a bucket full of croakers sitting on the beach. I turn my head around and this piece of shite pelican is filling his beak with every croaker in that bucket. I tried to chase him off but he took his sweet arse time moving, gave me this "like i give a shite" look.

crabs.

not the ocean kind. the pants kind.

Birds