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re: What's the funniest thing you've come up with organically?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:22 pm to yankeeundercover
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:22 pm to yankeeundercover
Unless I started a thread about it immediately after, I can't remember my original stuff.
I do know I've been asked "where did you hear that?" several times when the answer was "I just thought of it."
I do know I've been asked "where did you hear that?" several times when the answer was "I just thought of it."
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:23 pm to link
quote:
i wish you were like a stripped screw...no threads
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:24 pm to GRTiger
Same... I'm bored waiting on a buddy to get home so thought I'd bother you guys..
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:25 pm to yankeeundercover
These regulations have loosened more than Octomom would have in a vaginal birth.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:26 pm to yankeeundercover
I'm not bothered. Just a message board way of saying I don't remember original stuff.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:30 pm to hendersonshands
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:31 pm to link
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:33 pm to yankeeundercover
"Women... Can't live with em... Can't kill em"
Scratch that, I may have heard that from my grandmother
Scratch that, I may have heard that from my grandmother
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:34 pm to Ash Williams
Can I just tell a joke I heard yesterday?
Women don't come up with funny stuff
Women don't come up with funny stuff
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:34 pm to Paige
Go ahead Paige. I'm listening.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:35 pm to Paige
No you can't
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:35 pm to Paige
It's true
Wanda Sykes and Ellen are the best the female race has to offer and they're awful
Wanda Sykes and Ellen are the best the female race has to offer and they're awful
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:36 pm to yankeeundercover
One of the top 2 or 3 one liners I've ever dropped in my life. I'll always remember it not just for the line but the reaction.
This girl was talking about taking a new exercise class. She said there's a lot of dance moves in it that she was familiar with but didn't know what they were. Then the teacher said, "now you all know how to samba!" and the girl was like "so I already knew though! It was cool" To which I replied, "Ooh, sambalievable"
It was one of my proudest accomplishments. And ya know what? I didn't even get a fricking CHUCKLE. Barely a smirk. The guy next to me said, "did you just say sambalievable?" like to clarify, and I looked and him with eyes wide and grinning like yeah I did, and he goes "that's funny".
Obviously it still pisses me off.
This girl was talking about taking a new exercise class. She said there's a lot of dance moves in it that she was familiar with but didn't know what they were. Then the teacher said, "now you all know how to samba!" and the girl was like "so I already knew though! It was cool" To which I replied, "Ooh, sambalievable"
It was one of my proudest accomplishments. And ya know what? I didn't even get a fricking CHUCKLE. Barely a smirk. The guy next to me said, "did you just say sambalievable?" like to clarify, and I looked and him with eyes wide and grinning like yeah I did, and he goes "that's funny".
Obviously it still pisses me off.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:36 pm to Sampson
Paige has to have some quality small dick jokes for some of these cats.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:37 pm to The Third Leg
I'd tear up if she told a joke about me like that.
Just don't answer my phone calls after
Just don't answer my phone calls after
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:47 pm to The Third Leg
That's why I've turned down a lot of opportunities with llotot bc I don't want them coming back here and posting ab mine.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:49 pm to Cajun Revolution
After weeks of my head chef treating me like dirt (think Gordon Ramsey, but without the intent of helping someone improve), he pissed me off during a Friday night rush. I took off my jacket and told him I was done. He says "you're not going to give me two weeks notice?" To which I replied "yeah, look around for the next two weeks, you'll notice I won't be here".
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:52 pm to yankeeundercover
Pretty much everything I don't directly quote I make up.
Parodies-a lot of them.
Jokes.
Funny routines
Just being a ridiculous person. I have the guys at work rolling regularly with my antics. They get a kick out of me reading some of the stuff I write.
Today I was singing Santa Claus songs in a sinister voice because the whole concept is really eerie.
An old fat white dude that watches children all the time and can sneak in your house anytime he wants and no one is the wiser.
And I'd like to think I'm pretty quick with a rhyme when someone gives me a topic.
Parodies-a lot of them.
Jokes.
Funny routines
Just being a ridiculous person. I have the guys at work rolling regularly with my antics. They get a kick out of me reading some of the stuff I write.
Today I was singing Santa Claus songs in a sinister voice because the whole concept is really eerie.
An old fat white dude that watches children all the time and can sneak in your house anytime he wants and no one is the wiser.
And I'd like to think I'm pretty quick with a rhyme when someone gives me a topic.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:59 pm to dpd901
quote:
To which I replied "yeah, look around for the next two weeks, you'll notice I won't be here".
Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:00 pm to fr33manator
You're a pretty strange bird.
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