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re: Most ridiculous things that ruined a relationship for you?

Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:25 pm to
It was more like "ooh no. Ok"
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
35048 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 1:52 am to
This one girl smacked her food in front of me, so that pretty much killed whatever boner I could have ever gotten with her again.

Had another girl that couldn't spell to save her life - that's not technically what ended it I guess, but it sure as hell would have eventually.

The best one I have is probably this one girl who was drying off in front of me, but flossed the towel in between her legs like a fricking cartoon character. I never could get past that image.
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:26 am to
Told this girl not to touch the Godzilla action figure my grandmother got me when I was 4(was 23 when this happened). She didn't listen, and ended up dropping it, cracking Godzilla's tail. Told her to gtfo my apt right then and to call a ride to take her back to campus.
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13483 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:57 am to
She would only eat chicken, and I mean ONLY chicken. Her dad worked for Tyson. Dealbreaker.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36761 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:26 am to
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Her 2nd toe was longer than all her other toes. Drove me fricking nuts, and she had daddy issues, but the toe the g drove me nuts.



Sucks that you don't have a foot fetish bruh.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:02 am to
Hooked up with a girl one night when I was a Freshman. Although I would have never dated this girl, it would have been nice to keep that option available. Next night I'm working at Pluckers. Have to take a delivery to a name I've never heard of at a dorm. Call the number and the girl on the phone says she'll be right down. Turns out its this girl. I'd told her where I worked and she stalked me. Tried to find out when I was getting off of work and everything. Freaked me out because it was out of the blue and I hadn't so much as texted her since we hooked up. That number got deleted with a quickness.
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
9849 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:46 am to
Dated a girl who didn't want to have sex. She wanted to stay a virgin. But sucked dick like a champ and did anal, LOL!
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3720 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:47 am to
I PIIHB and things weren't the same afterwards. She agreed to it but things just weren't the same.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54260 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:50 am to
quote:

Most ridiculous things that ruined a relationship for you


A pussy, four-legged kind. I'm allergic to cat hair. Chick I was seeing had one of those leg rubbers that like me for some reason. I asked the chick to make a choice.

She did. Told me I could leave out the front door or the back door. Never saw her again.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17629 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:51 am to
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Hooked up with a girl one night when I was a Freshman. Although I would have never dated this girl, it would have been nice to keep that option available. Next night I'm working at Pluckers. Have to take a delivery to a name I've never heard of at a dorm. Call the number and the girl on the phone says she'll be right down. Turns out its this girl. I'd told her where I worked and she stalked me. Tried to find out when I was getting off of work and everything. Freaked me out because it was out of the blue and I hadn't so much as texted her since we hooked up. That number got deleted with a quickness.


Something just doesn't seem right....
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:57 am to
Girl I used to date when I lived in Lafayette did not know how to cook rice.

She kept bragging on how good her food was, I finally go over there for dinner and the damn rice was hard. I looked at her hard for a few seconds and realized she wasn't the one.

Posted by panterica
Member since Jun 2012
1274 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:08 am to
I had a girl over for one night. She showered and spent an hour in the bathroom. About a couple weeks later I opened the bathroom garbage lid (didn't use it often) and saw a 4" lock of her hair laid neatly on top of everything. I had to check the rest of my house for any other signs of batshit.

Luckily I had dropped her already, because she was only twenty and for some reason told me she had been with about 50 guys before and wanted to act like she wanted to get serious with me. Frrrrrrick that!
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:11 am to
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She couldn't sing in tune worth shite but did it anyway for every song playing.

Was like fingernails on a chalkboard.

old lady in the back of church syndrome
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19754 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:20 am to
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Sucks that you don't have a foot fetish bruh.


Actually, quite the contrary... I like a nice set of feet on a chick. I think that's what made it worse though.. That toe just glaring at me.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:36 am to
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my ex gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:40 am to
You can't marry someone who can't cook rice. The rice cookers do all of the work, bitch
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78250 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:47 am to
After 6 months of dating I had not said I love you yet to my ex GF... she accused me of being gay and started trying to convince me to come out of the closet.

She was looney.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:49 am to
quote:

started trying to convince me to come out of the closet.


So did you????
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160118 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:54 am to
Did you suck air dicks in your sleep?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36384 posts
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:22 am to
I once broke up with a girl because her mother let her father slide on a hotel space payment in Monopoly... no bullshite.
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