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Teach me about golf, please.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm
I'm gonna whip my buddy's arse in golf. All he does is talk mad shite about how good he is and I wanna see his arse cry.
What kind of clubs do I need, and what should I look for?
Thanks in advance, Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of the OT.
What kind of clubs do I need, and what should I look for?
Thanks in advance, Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of the OT.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:53 pm to RadBro
Ask TigerRyno.
He can drive the ball 450 yards on the reg. no bullshite
He can drive the ball 450 yards on the reg. no bullshite
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:58 pm to RadBro
It's the only game in the world that you can be perfect...yet still only average.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:02 pm to RadBro
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I'm going to whip my buddy's arse
Take it easy on me baw.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:59 pm to RadBro
You need ciggs and cocaine to get started.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:04 pm to RadBro
hit ball straight, chase ball until it goes in hole, drink beer, celebrate.
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Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:19 pm to RadBro
You just getting started? - go to Academy and get everything you need for cheap
You'll need irons 3-PW
A driver
Driver cover
A putter
A bag
Balls
Tees
Shoes
Glove
Hope you take it seriously and aren't just trying to show your buddy up, because golf is an expensive hobby (to get started)
*As far as clubs Academy has Nike, Cobra, Taylormade, Calloway, Adams, Wilson. They range from $200-$700 just for the irons.
You'll need irons 3-PW
A driver
Driver cover
A putter
A bag
Balls
Tees
Shoes
Glove
Hope you take it seriously and aren't just trying to show your buddy up, because golf is an expensive hobby (to get started)
*As far as clubs Academy has Nike, Cobra, Taylormade, Calloway, Adams, Wilson. They range from $200-$700 just for the irons.
This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:41 pm to RadBro
Just got some Taylor Made Sliders. Love them.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:22 pm to RadBro
quote:
I'm gonna whip my buddy's arse in golf.
quote:
Teach me about golf, please.
Seems legit
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:36 pm to RadBro
quote:
Teach me about golf, please.
Keep your head down. Keep your stupid head down. Keep your damn stupid head down.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:37 pm to RadBro
Make sure that if you are a right handed golfer that you don't buy the left handed golf balls. Buy the rightys.
Just ask someone when you
Go in to the store. They will be able to help you find the right ball.
Just ask someone when you
Go in to the store. They will be able to help you find the right ball.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 6:09 am to RadBro
Golf is for people that can't fish or hunt or who are happy forever sucking at a sport.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 6:19 am to RadBro
Here's my idea for a f***ing sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
— Like pool?
— F*** off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little f***ed up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.
— Oh, you mean like croquet?
— F*** croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh, f*** of ya! Big fun, yeah!
— Oh, like a bowling thing?
— F*** no! Not straight. I put shite in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you f***ing ball. And go hacking away with a f***ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. F*** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna f***ing die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part. F***, this is brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you f***ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box, to f*** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking you arse, jacking away in the sand.
— And you do this one time?
— F*** no! 18 f***ing times! That's my idea of a sport!"
— Like pool?
— F*** off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little f***ed up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole.
— Oh, you mean like croquet?
— F*** croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh, f*** of ya! Big fun, yeah!
— Oh, like a bowling thing?
— F*** no! Not straight. I put shite in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you f***ing ball. And go hacking away with a f***ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. F*** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna f***ing die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part. F***, this is brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you f***ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box, to f*** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking you arse, jacking away in the sand.
— And you do this one time?
— F*** no! 18 f***ing times! That's my idea of a sport!"
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 6:22 am
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:06 am to RadBro
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RadBro
I suggest never picking up a club. It's like masturbation, once you've tried it, your life is changed forever.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:10 am to RadBro
Thanks for fricking up everyone's day at whatever course you decide to play.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 11:37 am to RadBro
Everything you need to know about golf can be learned by playing a few rounds at Celebration Station.
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