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Bull Durham - Best baseball movie ever made
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:45 pm
Let's all get together and reminisce about the greatest baseball movie ever made.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash: Goodnight.
Crash Davis: This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shite? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
Crash Davis: Why are you shaking me off?
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [Gets in Crash's face] I want to give him the heat and announce my presence with authority!
Crash Davis: Announce your fricking presence with authority? This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well he hasn't seen my heat!
Crash Davis: [pauses] Allright meat, show him your heat.
[Walks back towards the batter's box]
Crash Davis: [to the batter] Fast ball
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [pause] God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
Crash Davis: He did know.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: How?
Crash Davis: I told him.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash: Goodnight.
Crash Davis: This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shite? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
Crash Davis: Why are you shaking me off?
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [Gets in Crash's face] I want to give him the heat and announce my presence with authority!
Crash Davis: Announce your fricking presence with authority? This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well he hasn't seen my heat!
Crash Davis: [pauses] Allright meat, show him your heat.
[Walks back towards the batter's box]
Crash Davis: [to the batter] Fast ball
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [pause] God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
Crash Davis: He did know.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: How?
Crash Davis: I told him.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:51 pm to Scruffy
I'm a big fan of The Natural even though they Disneyfied the ending.
Also, can't leave out Major League.
I would mention League of Their Own, but that would cause the thread to devolve into did she or didn't she drop the ball on purpose.
61 was a really solid movie.
Money Ball.
What other good ones are out there that I left off?
Also, can't leave out Major League.
I would mention League of Their Own, but that would cause the thread to devolve into did she or didn't she drop the ball on purpose.
61 was a really solid movie.
Money Ball.
What other good ones are out there that I left off?
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:51 pm to Scruffy
Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
C'mon, Meat! Throw it! You know you're not gonna hit me, cause you've already started to think about it, eh?! Thinkin' about how embarassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh?! Come on, meat, show us that million-dollar arm, 'Cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours!
C'mon, Meat! Throw it! You know you're not gonna hit me, cause you've already started to think about it, eh?! Thinkin' about how embarassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh?! Come on, meat, show us that million-dollar arm, 'Cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours!
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:52 pm to Scruffy
I'm a sucker for old 40's and 50's baseball movies like the Stratton Story.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:52 pm to Hoyt
The sandlot > Major League > Bull Durham
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:54 pm to SEClint
thanks Jay.
Can't believe I left out movies like Pride of the Yankees and Fear Strikes Out.
Now Kafka won't piss on this thread in anger.
Can't believe I left out movies like Pride of the Yankees and Fear Strikes Out.
Now Kafka won't piss on this thread in anger.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:55 pm to Hoyt
Bull Durham is not the best baseball movie ever made dammit.
Field of Dreams
And
Life
are the best EVER
Field of Dreams
And
Life
are the best EVER
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:58 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
My brain isn't working if I left out Field.
I also recall really liking For the Love of the Game but I only saw it once.
I also recall really liking For the Love of the Game but I only saw it once.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:59 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
1. Field of Dreams
2. Bull Durham
3. Moneyball
2. Bull Durham
3. Moneyball
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:06 pm to TigerMyth36
quote:
What other good ones are out there that I left off?
- The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings
Haven't seen it in years, but was a really good movie staring Richard Pryor, James Earl Jones and Billy Dee Williams.
The Bad News Bears - Original of course
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:14 pm to Scruffy
Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:15 pm to TigerMyth36
quote:
What other good ones are out there that I left off?
8 men out
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:21 pm to TigerMyth36
quote:
I also recall really liking For the Love of the Game but I only saw it once.
The baseball parts of that movie are absolutely unbelievable. If only they had a better story to tell during that epic no-no it would be the perfect baseball movie.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:32 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Dazed and Confused.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:51 pm to Scruffy
Bad News Bears, and Bull Durham tie for first
Field of Dreams
The Natural
Sandlot
Field of Dreams
The Natural
Sandlot
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:54 pm to crash1211
I call my daughter a lollygagger all the time. My wife has no idea what I'm talking about.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
For Love of the Game is up there for me.
I'd rank my favorite baseball movies
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
For Love of the Game
I guess that's why I like Costner so much
I'd rank my favorite baseball movies
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
For Love of the Game
I guess that's why I like Costner so much
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:16 pm to Scruffy
I like Moneyball and Major League more than Bull Durham.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:35 pm to Scruffy
Bull Durham
The Sandlot
8 Men Out
Major League
Rookie of the Year
League of their Own
Field of Dreams
Pride of the Yankees
Bad News Bears
The Natural
For the Love of the Game
Angels in the Outfield
Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars
Bang the Drum Slowly
Cobb
42
The Rookie
Money Ball
Life and Times of Hank Greenberg
Ruth
The Sandlot
8 Men Out
Major League
Rookie of the Year
League of their Own
Field of Dreams
Pride of the Yankees
Bad News Bears
The Natural
For the Love of the Game
Angels in the Outfield
Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars
Bang the Drum Slowly
Cobb
42
The Rookie
Money Ball
Life and Times of Hank Greenberg
Ruth
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