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Vlad Putin is so alpha
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:53 pm
Tyrant, thorn in the side of the west blah, blah, blah. If he was my father-in-law I'd bring him to Vegas:
Putin sleeps in. He wakes up late in the morning and eats his first meal at about noon. He always has cottage cheese with his breakfast, and he also likes quail eggs and fruit juice.
He does "much of Russia's thinking" in a pool. Putin always goes for a swim after breakfast because he likes to get alone time in the water. He wears goggles and swims in a front crawl.
He does a daily "cleanse." He works out after his swim, preferring weights over cardio in the gym, and then immerses himself into both hot and cold baths.
He doesn't like the internet. His offices don't have TVs, and he uses "only the most secure technologies" to communicate, which to Putin means paper and fixed-line, Soviet-era telephones. Putin rarely uses the internet because he "finds the screens within screens and the bars building up with messages confusing."
He's high maintenance. When he leaves Russia, Putin ships in Russian cooks, cleaners, and waitresses for his trip. When he stays in hotels, his team removes their sheets and toiletries and replaces them with Kremlin-approved items under anti-contamination seals. He doesn't eat any foreign food that hasn't been cleared by the Kremlin.
He doesn't like spending time in the Kremlin. Putin lives in a palace outside Moscow because he dislikes the traffic, pollution, and "human congestion" of the city. He doesn't like visiting the Kremlin either and prefers to work at his estate.
His inner circle calls him “Tsar.” They used to call him "Boss."
He doesn't have much of a personal life. Putin's parents are dead, and he and his wife divorced. He has two daughters, but they don't live in Russia. He reportedly has women — models, photographers, and gymnasts — "come to him at night," but these are just rumors. Putin does, however, take comfort in his canine companion, a black Lab.
His life is monotonous, but he fancies himself a hard worker. Putin claims he "works harder than any leader since Stalin."
Putin sleeps in. He wakes up late in the morning and eats his first meal at about noon. He always has cottage cheese with his breakfast, and he also likes quail eggs and fruit juice.
He does "much of Russia's thinking" in a pool. Putin always goes for a swim after breakfast because he likes to get alone time in the water. He wears goggles and swims in a front crawl.
He does a daily "cleanse." He works out after his swim, preferring weights over cardio in the gym, and then immerses himself into both hot and cold baths.
He doesn't like the internet. His offices don't have TVs, and he uses "only the most secure technologies" to communicate, which to Putin means paper and fixed-line, Soviet-era telephones. Putin rarely uses the internet because he "finds the screens within screens and the bars building up with messages confusing."
He's high maintenance. When he leaves Russia, Putin ships in Russian cooks, cleaners, and waitresses for his trip. When he stays in hotels, his team removes their sheets and toiletries and replaces them with Kremlin-approved items under anti-contamination seals. He doesn't eat any foreign food that hasn't been cleared by the Kremlin.
He doesn't like spending time in the Kremlin. Putin lives in a palace outside Moscow because he dislikes the traffic, pollution, and "human congestion" of the city. He doesn't like visiting the Kremlin either and prefers to work at his estate.
His inner circle calls him “Tsar.” They used to call him "Boss."
He doesn't have much of a personal life. Putin's parents are dead, and he and his wife divorced. He has two daughters, but they don't live in Russia. He reportedly has women — models, photographers, and gymnasts — "come to him at night," but these are just rumors. Putin does, however, take comfort in his canine companion, a black Lab.
His life is monotonous, but he fancies himself a hard worker. Putin claims he "works harder than any leader since Stalin."
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:54 pm to RedRifle
You forgot the pic of him nekkid on horseback
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:54 pm to RedRifle
hahaha mitt romney's so dumb hahaha
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:56 pm to RedRifle
Sounds insecure and scared someone will off him.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:56 pm to RedRifle
Dictator or no, dude has serious style.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:57 pm to tracytiger
quote:It's only a matter of time
someone will off him
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:57 pm to RedRifle
20 pages. the OT loves this guy
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:57 pm to RedRifle
Does the article mention that he is 5'7"?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:58 pm to RedRifle
There seems to be something decidedly un-alpha about the trike motorcycle.
God, I can't believe I posted in one of these alpha threads.
God, I can't believe I posted in one of these alpha threads.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:58 pm to RedRifle
Yeah, he's a real great guy.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:58 pm to ForeverLSU02
quote:
someone will off him
It's only a matter of time
This nerd doesn't have the balls to do it:
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:59 pm to RedRifle
did he kill a tiger with a collar?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 1:59 pm to RedRifle
I was waiting for the Obama spinoff. Pathetic.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 2:00 pm to RedRifle
I like Putin. Guy takes no shite.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 2:01 pm to RedRifle
I love the word alpha. Lets all try to use it on the OT some time. So fresh.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 2:02 pm to Thurber
alpha? Does that mean a terrorist thug or facistic menace to the world?
Nobody talks this way in the real world
Nobody talks this way in the real world
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 7/23/14 at 2:03 pm to RedRifle
He would make Obama sit when he pees.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 2:04 pm to RedRifle
At least that only has 2 wheels
ETA: unless someone photoshopped the training wheels
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 2:05 pm
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