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Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:45 pm to DanTiger
Yes. When she's not looking, walk up behind her and kick her in the arse.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:57 pm to DanTiger
I have better ways of imposing my will on women.
After she rested up, she'd be making me a sandwich.
Happily.
After she rested up, she'd be making me a sandwich.
Happily.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:58 pm to DanTiger
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untrained fighter were over 240lbs and in really good shape?
Even a 240 lbs guy would need to know how to punch and take a hit. If she got a kick off into the guy's ribs, she'd probably at least knock the wind out of him enough to kick the crap out of him. If the guy has a modicum of experience fighting, then maybe, but untrained? No.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:03 pm to DanTiger
in an actual mma style fight. hell no. I outweigh her by 100 pounds. But if it were no rules, all i would have to do is grab her slam her. Get on top of her, and then proceed to have some fun
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:06 pm to DanTiger
Yes, to answer your question. That doesnt mean she wouldnt hurt me in the process though. That's a bad bitch.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:08 pm to DanTiger
I don't see why I couldn't. I mean if I saw her on the street, I think I could easily walk up to her, try and chat her up, and then kick her arse. Unless she has bodyguards or something.
But then if I did succeed in kicking her arse, it would make it really awkward. Because she would be all like "Why did this random dude just kick my arse?" but then she'd think "I like his confidence, maybe he likes my butt. Maybe we should sex."
And then I'd bang her. There would be no fighting between us at any point though. Because she would win.
But then if I did succeed in kicking her arse, it would make it really awkward. Because she would be all like "Why did this random dude just kick my arse?" but then she'd think "I like his confidence, maybe he likes my butt. Maybe we should sex."
And then I'd bang her. There would be no fighting between us at any point though. Because she would win.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:10 pm to DanTiger
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What are your thoughts and how humiliating would it be to have your arse handed to you by a woman?
Why would it be humiliating? Walk into any judo or bjj gym and you're going to get tapped by most females with some color on their belts.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:21 pm to DanTiger
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how humiliating would it be to have your arse handed to you by a woman?
By just "any woman", kinda humiliating....By "that woman", not humiliating at all. She can hand me my arse anytime.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:48 pm to DanTiger
Not a chance
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:05 pm to DanTiger
I'm about 220 in not so decent shape, but I can't see any way possible a 135# chick could beat me up. I would swing for the fences and knock her arse out. And then Trillhog her.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:31 pm to DanTiger
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what if an untrained fighter were over 240lbs and in really good shape?
A 240+ pound male, in competitive athletic shape would have a tremendous strength advantage over a 135 pound female champion MMA fighter.
There are a number of IRL scenarios where he would be able to overpower and, perhaps even kill her, with his bare hands - assuming neither of them are armed at all.
In an MMA fight, she would have a much better chance, because she would be prepared, warmed up, facing her opponent (who is untrained, as per your hypo), etc.
On the other hand, I've always subscribed to the theory that the advantage in any fight (fist, street, knife, gun, tank, etc.) lies primarily in the combatant most ready to fight when it starts. Her training and experience allow me to see a number of IRL scenarios where she prevails, perhaps seriously injuring or killing the 240 pound man as well.
A good large fighter typically prevails over a smaller fighter of equivalent skill. Once the smaller fighter has a skill advantage - the size/strength is still factored into the equation, but it becomes less important to the outcome.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:32 pm to DanTiger
She'd whoop my arse (and I'm in great shape).
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:32 pm to DanTiger
yeh i could lick it
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:40 pm to DanTiger
I'm 6'0 155lbs, I could take her no doubt
With a hand gun
And a 30 ft gap
With a hand gun
And a 30 ft gap
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:42 pm to DanTiger
I don't know. I have never seen the woman fight.
I'm 6'5" and 225. Even with the strength and weight advantages, I think the reach and leverage advantages are more important. That ability to take a hit and keep your wits would be paramount when fighting a trained fighter.
I will say that in college when I was a bit stronger and leaner but about the same total weight I had a 128 lb female black belt in Taekwondo who wanted to spar and it took mere minutes to subdue her each time. She landed hits, bloodied my nose, managed to kick me in the chin once, but ultimately ended up underneath me struggling.
I'm 6'5" and 225. Even with the strength and weight advantages, I think the reach and leverage advantages are more important. That ability to take a hit and keep your wits would be paramount when fighting a trained fighter.
I will say that in college when I was a bit stronger and leaner but about the same total weight I had a 128 lb female black belt in Taekwondo who wanted to spar and it took mere minutes to subdue her each time. She landed hits, bloodied my nose, managed to kick me in the chin once, but ultimately ended up underneath me struggling.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:08 pm to DanTiger
I'm 30, 6'1", and weigh 230. I run three times a week and wakeboard a lot. So, I have come into my old man strength, but I'm not old old yet, andI have height and a lot of weight on her.
She'd kick my arse. Have y'all seen her fight? Do y'all know much about fighting? Unless you are in shape AND a somewhat experienced amateur fighter, she would roll you.
She'd kick my arse. Have y'all seen her fight? Do y'all know much about fighting? Unless you are in shape AND a somewhat experienced amateur fighter, she would roll you.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:23 pm to DanTiger
I'm in good shape (for a 53 year old male) and I'm a Godan in Karate, but no, I could not beat her. Truth.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 4:40 pm to DanTiger
she would beat the living frick out of everyone on this site
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