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re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:39 am to ladytiger118
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:39 am to ladytiger118
Meh. We all probably make about $5,000/hr and we get bored. Strippers are fun because they do stuff and we don't feel bad because they're not people.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 11:41 am
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:39 am to ladytiger118
All you need to do to complete the Bourbon St. trifecta is to go to Krystals while bama is in town & fall asleep on a table. What happens next is just as predictable as what happened to you in the strip clubs.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:41 am to TDsngumbo
Brother I have made some bad decisions in pursuit of sexual gratification, but you're one dumb kid.
ETA: Seriously, don't go to a strip club, whorehouse, or any such place and get wasted. If you're already torn up by the time the idea occurs to you, just go home.
ETA: Seriously, don't go to a strip club, whorehouse, or any such place and get wasted. If you're already torn up by the time the idea occurs to you, just go home.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:42 am to ladytiger118
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Outside of bachelor party fun....don't understand the appeal of strippers and how some posters seem to go there on a weekly basis; it's as much of a money pit as going to a casino weekly. If y'all's old ladies are that much of prudes you shouldn't have married them in the first place.
It has more to do with seeing new tits and arse than any issue with SO's. That said, I don't go to strip clubs.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:43 am to TDsngumbo
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that was really into me
Wow, sounds like it. She gave you a free blowjob and only asked 300 dollars for it, and then only stole your wallet... Twice?
You're in bro!
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:45 am to ladytiger118
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Outside of bachelor party fun....don't understand the appeal of strippers and how some posters seem to go there on a weekly basis; it's as much of a money pit as going to a casino weekly. If y'all's old ladies are that much of prudes you shouldn't have married them in the first place.
Don't know these guys ages, but at some point between 20 and 30 you leave a club down $500 with a serious case of blueballs and decide "this is really a bad frickin deal."
Then you get divorced at 46 and become THAT old dude sitting right up at the stage buying some girl $50 cocktails just to hang around in your general vicinity.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:46 am to TDsngumbo
No offense, OP, but are you mentally challenged?
How in the frick do you guys keep losing your wallets?
FTR: I think strip clubs are a huge fricking waste of time and money.
How in the frick do you guys keep losing your wallets?
FTR: I think strip clubs are a huge fricking waste of time and money.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 11:47 am
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:47 am to Navytiger74
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Don't know these guys ages, but at some point between 20 and 30 you leave a club down $500 with a serious case of blueballs and decide "this is really a bad frickin deal."
Exactly...like I said, whoever I marry, I don't care if he goes to them on bachelor party nights, but I refuse to marry someone who goes to strip joints every weekend and does stupid shite like the OP.
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Then you get divorced at 46 and become THAT old dude sitting right up at the stage buying some girl $50 cocktails just to hang around in your general vicinity.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:51 am to TDsngumbo
Idiot 
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:52 am to TDsngumbo
Everyone walk the dinosaur
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:53 am to ladytiger118
quote:you've got a much better chance of getting lucky at a casino though
it's as much of a money pit as going to a casino weekly
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:06 pm to baytiger
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you've got a much better chance of getting lucky at a casino though
....you can't get the herp/HIV from a blackjack table either.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:09 pm to TDsngumbo
I always think threads like these are written by trolls and then I realize that 5k posts is way too many for a troll to have.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:22 pm to zacata88
I like strip clubs but I gotta be really fricked up to throw money around. I like to look at titties but I don't need to throw money at the chick to rub them on me. I can sit back and enjoy my $8 beer and still have fun. I like to get the chick who tries too hard to beg for money. After a while they will give you a lap dance just so their pimp thinks she is doing something for money.
My buddy is part indian and he bring some foreign currency and acts like a sheik every time to make them think he is loaded. Strippers are dumb as rocks.
My buddy is part indian and he bring some foreign currency and acts like a sheik every time to make them think he is loaded. Strippers are dumb as rocks.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:31 pm to TDsngumbo
Is this Clint?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 1:00 pm to TDsngumbo
Should have gone to visions
Posted on 6/27/14 at 1:19 pm to TDsngumbo
Man, that sucks. I had a different train of thought when I read the subject line, but I should have known 
Strip clubs are fun but you really have to be careful. My advice is bring ONLY cash and ID, and organize your cash so that in one pocket you have all your smaller bills for tips/drinks and be sure to keep your larger bills tight with your ID in a separate pocket. Never, ever, ever bring debit or credit cards in.
Strip clubs are fun but you really have to be careful. My advice is bring ONLY cash and ID, and organize your cash so that in one pocket you have all your smaller bills for tips/drinks and be sure to keep your larger bills tight with your ID in a separate pocket. Never, ever, ever bring debit or credit cards in.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 2:02 pm to horndog
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Is this Clint?
Yes, how do you know me?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 2:05 pm to TDsngumbo
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