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re: If you're thinking of buying a new truck - NSFW

Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58695 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:50 pm to
"my dick was so hard I could smell it"
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17764 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:39 pm to
I drive a Sierra. Where does that put me?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:46 pm to
Well at least your not getting buttfricked by your uncle

In a cabin

In gattlinberg

Alot
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 11:49 pm to
Not Germans for me


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81057 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 5:35 am to
quote:

Why did I get a Chevy Silverado? That answer's simple; I don't suck dick.
This was my favorite part too

Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1592 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:21 am to
That's my answer to every "why" question my wife asks now....
Cause I don't suck dick. Needless to say she's not amused which makes it even funnier to me.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7617 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:53 am to
quote:

"my dick was so hard I could smell it"

Smelled like....drywall screws.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13593 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:54 am to
quote:

Can't see me buying any GM vehicle any time in the near future.


I grew up with Chrysler products with the exception of one Olds Delta 88. Even though I like the look of many of their products I hate their cars.
When I finally bought my own vehicle (that I paid for) I bought a brand new 1993 GMC sonoma. Even though that is a cheap vehicle I was amazed at how much better it was than Chrysler.

But what the hell is it with GM? They're constantly having to recall stuff. Why aren't these issues fixed during the design or testing?
This post was edited on 6/19/14 at 7:56 am
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25445 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 8:11 am to
quote:

I drive a Sierra


So you are pretty much a Silverado driver but with a tuxedo tee shirt, a visor, and flip flops.

Edit: I used to own a Silverado 4x4. It was the best vehicle I've ever owned, but as it turns out the engine is made with some type of metal, not tornadoes. I was also disappointed with the vehicle's martial art skills.
This post was edited on 6/19/14 at 8:21 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59914 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 8:14 am to
so because I drive a ford, I don't even have flippy flops?
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:02 am to
quote:

That's my answer to every "why" question my wife asks now....
Cause I don't suck dick. Needless to say she's not amused which makes it even funnier to me.


I am gonna start using this for everything. I can't wait until my boss asks me "why are you late" so I can reply "because I don't suck dick."
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:05 am to


That was great
This post was edited on 6/19/14 at 9:05 am
Posted by LSU 318 LSU
El Cerrito Place
Member since Jan 2011
4278 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:06 am to
quote:

NSFW
Came in looking for boobies. Failed miserably
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:07 am to
Thanks Btr, that was hilarious. "My dick was so hard I could hear it"
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8081 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:39 pm to
nevermind
This post was edited on 6/19/14 at 1:43 pm
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7617 posts
Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Came in looking for boobies. Failed miserably

That's the reason you look at TD? You do know how to find those things on the internet yes?
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