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Pay Attention Politards: THIS Is How You Win A Real Debate
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:03 pm
Towson Wins Debating The War Powers Act
This is what I imagine it would be like debating Tuba, Kickadog, TigahATL, or MJM in real life.
I honestly thought this was a joke. I made sure to look up multiple sources before starting the thread.
Here are some gems:
Another:
Ahh yes. The intellectual elite are taking over! Are you equipped to work alongside this type of critical thinking? I hope so. Our Universities are breeding millions like this in all shapes, sizes and colors.
There are multiple videos online, several of which have been removed. (Un)fortunately, this link has the whole debate. All four hours. LOL
This is what I imagine it would be like debating Tuba, Kickadog, TigahATL, or MJM in real life.
I honestly thought this was a joke. I made sure to look up multiple sources before starting the thread.
Here are some gems:
quote:
They say the n*****s always already qu***, that’s exactly the point! It means the impact is that the that the is the impact term, uh, to the afraid, uh, the, that it is a case term to the affirmative because, we, uh, we’re saying that qu*** bodies are not able to survive the necessarily means of the body. Uh, uh, the n***** is not able to survive.
Another:
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Uh, man’s sole “jabringing” object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!
Ahh yes. The intellectual elite are taking over! Are you equipped to work alongside this type of critical thinking? I hope so. Our Universities are breeding millions like this in all shapes, sizes and colors.
There are multiple videos online, several of which have been removed. (Un)fortunately, this link has the whole debate. All four hours. LOL
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:07 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
Dammit I forgot my headphones today. Can't listen to this until later.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:09 pm to DosManos
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Dammit I forgot my headphones today. Can't listen to this until later.
Get ready to be entertained.
Then be prepared to weep when you realize that Idiocracy is coming true.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:11 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
I don't get it. How/why did they win?
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:12 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
Gawd-NEGRO-DAMMIT!!!
ETA: I am just gonna believe (HOPE) this is an Onion type parody.
ETA: I am just gonna believe (HOPE) this is an Onion type parody.
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:14 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Not a nawwwrrr nitter
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:16 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
At least they have a future in government.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:18 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
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Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:21 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
You should feel sorry for the Oklahoma squad. They couldn't beat the Towson group.
Now go back to chasing your own tail. I find your circles entertaining.
Now go back to chasing your own tail. I find your circles entertaining.
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:23 pm to Choctaw
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I don't get it. How/why did they win?
Because how on earth would the other team counter their assertions?
1. WTF did they say / mean?
2. I can just see it:
Judges: Team Cracker...do you care to respond with a counter to the assertions by Team Gibberish?
Team Cracker: Yes. thank you. We disagree with Team Gibberish when they said "the neeg..."um....when they were speaking about "Neeg...". Ummm.........we concede and surrender.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:31 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:34 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
Someone needs to kick some arse. To find this level of mediocrity acceptable on a college campus is unequivocally inexcusable.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:44 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
wtf
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:45 pm to mauser
What in the frick did I just watch? Shouldn't they be speaking slowly so the audience can understand their talking points clearly? And how the frick do you win a debate on war powers by totally ignoring the concept and instead focusing on topics like "Why whitey keeping us down"
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:48 pm to NHTIGER
So basically the judges didn't want to be called racist
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:54 pm to Broke
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Shouldn't they be speaking slowly so the audience can understand their talking points clearly?
Not that type of debate
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:59 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Team Cracker: Yes. thank you. We disagree with Team Gibberish when they said "the neeg..."um....when they were speaking about "Neeg...". Ummm.........we concede and surrender.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:00 pm to Choctaw
It says the two debate organizations are governed by participants. So, IOW, the lunatics have taken over the asylum, or a typical left-wing progressive takeover.
The ironic part is that I'm sure there could be an interesting debate if they actually spoke their positions about debate norms, perceived injustices due to standards, etc...but the whole Russell Simmon's amateur hour routine is pretty pathetic.
The ironic part is that I'm sure there could be an interesting debate if they actually spoke their positions about debate norms, perceived injustices due to standards, etc...but the whole Russell Simmon's amateur hour routine is pretty pathetic.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:06 pm to PuntBamaPunt
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Not that type of debate
So now we have a debate style that is impossible to follow? How awesomely suck.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 3:07 pm to Broke
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So now we have a debate style that is impossible to follow?
Because the number of pancakes needed to roof the barn is potato!
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