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How to be a Beta, or 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:22 pm
ell oh ell
I thought this was an Onion article at first. this is a great road map to the friend zone while being a great way to see inside the mind of a BbC type of chick.
this is just so fricked up i can't even really make fun of it
and if you can't read her mind, then you are the bad guy for not being able to do all of this
oh...i know
already dangling sex as a reward to get the male to do what she's telling him to do
Beta programming. straight up
i love how men are supposed to be mind readers who are constantly at the emotional beck and call of the female, because this shows an innate understanding of the love between the 2 parties...but he needs to make money (and be strong), b/c THEN superficial traits matter
fin
I thought this was an Onion article at first. this is a great road map to the friend zone while being a great way to see inside the mind of a BbC type of chick.
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1. Honesty – but not too much of it.
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Now that I think about it, the only thing you should really lie is about such shallow matters as appearances. We all look like sh*t sometimes – but she doesn’t need to hear you say it.
this is just so fricked up i can't even really make fun of it
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2. Understanding – so that she doesn’t feel the need to have to explain herself.
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She wants you to know her – inside and out. Why? Because only then will you love her for her...Having someone understand you is having someone completely know you for the person that you really are. There’s no confusion, there’s no misunderstanding or misconception.
and if you can't read her mind, then you are the bad guy for not being able to do all of this
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3. Caring – she needs to know she matters to you.
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She wants you to be there for her when she needs someone, to be there to share her burden. I know it sounds ridiculous, but she wants you to make her life a little easier. Craziness – I know.
oh...i know
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4. Strength – both mental and physical.
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We’re all still animals and women will always be attracted to the stronger men. She wants you to be strong not for the sake of being strong – she wants you to be strong for her. It brings her pleasure, makes her feel safe and turns her on. Do you honestly need more convincing?
already dangling sex as a reward to get the male to do what she's telling him to do
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5. Compassion – shows her you’re capable of loving.
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She doesn’t see being good and compassionate as a weakness.
Beta programming. straight up
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6. Security – financial and literal.
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Generally speaking, the right woman will love you for you, but she does need you to make her feel secure.
i love how men are supposed to be mind readers who are constantly at the emotional beck and call of the female, because this shows an innate understanding of the love between the 2 parties...but he needs to make money (and be strong), b/c THEN superficial traits matter
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7. Blind Loyalty – she wants to be the only woman he has eyes for.
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She knows she’s not the most beautiful or smartest woman in the world, but she doesn’t need to be – she’s not delusional. She just wants you to think – know – that she’s the most beautiful, best woman in the world for you.
fin
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
Women are delusional as frick
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
Sounds gay.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
Women articles telling men how to get other women are the worst. I swear there's a new buzzfeed article posted on my FB news stream every other day.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
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This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:26 pm to SlowFlowPro
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shows her you’re capable of loving.
I show her once or twice a week. It depends on her mood.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:26 pm to SlowFlowPro
Never take advice from a woman on how to attract other women.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:27 pm to SlowFlowPro
So be strong, but sensitive... but not too sensitive. Oh and make sure you pull in 6 figures
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:28 pm to SlowFlowPro
Sowing the seed of unrealistic expectations.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:29 pm to SlowFlowPro
It's like a recipe on how to not get laid.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
They're not all like this, but this gives us a pretty good insight as to just how crazy women are.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:32 pm to SlowFlowPro
Paul Hudson is probably a flamer. Even a woman wouldn't come up with all of that shite
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:33 pm to SlowFlowPro
Wtf, I can't do any of 2-7 without breaking number 1
Ain't nobody got time for dis shite
Ain't nobody got time for dis shite
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:35 pm to SlowFlowPro
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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily
Shocking. Penned by Manhattan hipster.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:41 pm to SlowFlowPro
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great road map to the friend zone
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SlowFlowPro
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:41 pm to SlowFlowPro
Looks like a good list to me. Now, if a woman can bring the following to the table I will easily live up to that list:
A perfect tight round arse and tone legs.
C or D cup perky teets.
Beautiful face.
Tone stomach.
Makes as much money as I do.
Is 100% loyal and only wants to be with me.
Never lies or cheats.
Is ok if I want to sleep with another woman because I am a man and genetically programmed to do so. She must understand and accept this.
Will harbor no ill will if she ages poorly and I wanted to trade her in for a younger model at some point.
Never nags.
Contributes financially and has her own career so she does not need to mooch off me.
I think we can all agree fair is fair and a woman needs to bring just as much to the table if she has a list like in the article.
A perfect tight round arse and tone legs.
C or D cup perky teets.
Beautiful face.
Tone stomach.
Makes as much money as I do.
Is 100% loyal and only wants to be with me.
Never lies or cheats.
Is ok if I want to sleep with another woman because I am a man and genetically programmed to do so. She must understand and accept this.
Will harbor no ill will if she ages poorly and I wanted to trade her in for a younger model at some point.
Never nags.
Contributes financially and has her own career so she does not need to mooch off me.
I think we can all agree fair is fair and a woman needs to bring just as much to the table if she has a list like in the article.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:47 pm to SlowFlowPro
Sorry none of you have what it takes to keep a woman.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:48 pm to SlowFlowPro
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being a great way to see inside the mind of a BbC type of chick.
What the frick is a Bbc type of chick?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
The entire notion of the friend zone is annoying. Why, as a guy, would you want to pretend to be friends with someone to hopefully, one day, get some some because you earned enough friend points or whatever? If a chick doesn't want a relationship, and you can't see yourself just being friends, just stop talking to her... it's not a big deal.
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