re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question

Not if you don't be a big pussy about it. You just do it.

Only if you're a pussy. Legitimate answer. It's baby poop. Get over it

Mostly no, but every so often, they really make a nice smelly, chunky shite, and I feel the vomit coming up.

I used to hold my breath. You get used to it after some months though. It was easy with my son, but when I had to change my daughter, I use to use half of a pack of baby wipes every time because you have to be more cautious with baby girls. I hated it.

if you're having a boy, make sure you're quick with the cleanup

whenever fresh air hit my son's junk it was like a "time to pee" button was pressed and he would just start pissing everywhere.

the faster you clean up, the faster you get the new diaper on there to block that stream.

Cid, what day is your wife due? Son is due Mar 9 (roughly 4 weeks). I too have zero experience in changing a diaper.

wipe front to back.

Depends on what is in the diaper. There are varying degrees of number 2's. I had a very week stomach, but you kind of get used to it. If it's too bad, just put them in the tub and wash it away.

Change all the diapers you can before the baby starts eating real food. That's when they get bad.