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re: Dumbest thing(biggest regret) youve done to impress/get brownie points w/ a girl

Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I hate lying but probably wouldn't have gotten laid if I told the truth



You dirty slut
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127165 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

We broke up 1 year later.
quote:

Broke
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Got pulled over and charged with DWI while dead sober because my eyes were "reddish", even though I passed all tests


Nearly had this happen to me.

Cop was like: You been smoking weed?

Me:.. Uhh.. No.

Cop: Well, your eyes are bloodshot!

Me:.. I wear contacts and I just pulled a double at a restaurant where smoking is allowed.

Friend (PD) heard them run my info on the scanner, came by and saved my arse.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 2:50 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8433 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I married the bitch


pretty much as dumb as it gets.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65065 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 3:28 pm to
Did I win this shite or what?
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Did I win this shite or what?


Nope.

DD DWI has you beat.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36476 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 3:44 pm to
went monogamous
Posted by Guido Merkens
Member since Mar 2006
4346 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:11 pm to
in b4: put the "p" on a pedestal
Posted by sugar71
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
9967 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

Co-Sign a car..


Are you nuts? I wouldn't't do it for family(maybe not even my wife ).

Did it end badly?

Best to go for the numerous small gestures(paying for most dates, repairs home /car, etc....) that you can walk away from without being bitter. Women who truly care about you appreciate the small things.

Because of this no real regrets.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:25 pm to
At this moment I'm keeping a 9 week old puppy for a girl who can't keep it in her dorm room.
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2609 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:27 pm to
I don't think I can win this, but I'll share:

She was my live in girlfriend of a couple years. It was clear it was ending, soon. In fact, we had begun the process of moving out.

Prior to it having gone sour, she had scheduled a huge benefit to help pay for her mother's medical bills. She really, really needed me to to work for this benefit as the person that collected the cash for tickets.

Despite having had food poisoning and not being able to keep anything, not water even, down for nearly 24 hours, I worked all day and night for this benefit. We counted the money, I washed the trash cans at cleanup, and it ended, the benefit and our relationship.
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

you do that to meet loose sluts, not impress them.


and it works 110% of the time. You have to use a condom because if you bring up the word abortion they will use your balls as a kicking bag. That is what one guy told me at the first meeting I went to in CLinton Ms
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 4:42 pm to
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They can still charge you even if you pass the tests.

Hence after passing all tests, he still charged me."


I call bullshite again! What reason would grey have to run every teat, both physical and breathalyzer, and still charge you if you blow a 0.0?
that's just fricking stupid to think that they would proceed at that point.
The guy lied, one way or the other and hasn't been back since he was outed. either he drank without her knowing or he did not get arrested and just embellished the story, for whatever reason we'll never know.
If your story matches up and you pass the breathalyzer, now way they keep you for 30+ hours. If so your fricking eyes would be twice as bloodshot from not sleeping and they'd keep you another week!

He lied bro...let it go
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32530 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

call bullshite again! What reason would grey have to run every teat, both physical and breathalyzer, and still charge you if you blow a 0.0? that's just fricking stupid to think that they would proceed at that point. The guy lied, one way or the other and hasn't been back since he was outed. either he drank without her knowing or he did not get arrested and just embellished the story, for whatever reason we'll never know. If your story matches up and you pass the breathalyzer, now way they keep you for 30+ hours. If so your fricking eyes would be twice as bloodshot from not sleeping and they'd keep you another week! He lied bro...let it go


First off, I am the guy who posted it originally. Learn to read.

Second, they can charge you for something as simple as reddish eyes.

Third, I spent 38 hours in jail, not because they hadd reason of suspicion to, butt because lightning struck the building, or power grid, something and blew all systems in the EBRPP, including the CPU system. So nobody got bailed out for the weekend.

Also, the fricking fire alarm went off for 8 goddamn hours.

Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:50 am to
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First off, I am the guy who posted it originally. Learn to read.

Second, they can charge you for something as simple as reddish eyes.


First off I read quite well, secondly my best friend is a surety company for the bonds written at over 165 locations, third, Mrs O is a criminal defense attorney and has been for over 15 yrs.

I don't talk shite about things unless I know. And what I know is there is a back story here you are not telling us. Not sure of your violation or other factors, including belligerence to the officer, but why in the world would he consider arresting you for red eyes? You passed tests and had no odor on your breathe of alcohol but this guy decides to spend the next 3 hours doing paperwork over ONLY a set of red eyes? Simply not true.

I understand if the system went down, but the bail is set automatically for certain offenses and there are backup procedures to get bonded in those circumstances (most places).

My last point is YOU ARE NOT ARRESTED AND FORMALLY CHARGED until AFTER the breathalyzer test! (or refusal of such) So did you take the test? Refuse?

Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5921 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 7:20 am to
Drove out of my way to transport too and fro almost a whole year of HS.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14575 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 7:42 am to
quote:

GeeOH
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5593 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 7:50 am to
You win. Ring diver second. Guy who sold his 1997 LSU/UF ticket 3rd.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13562 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 7:51 am to
Gave a chick money to setup her apartment and get her utilities on. I could have saved that money and spent it on my wife years later instead of on that un-trustworthy slut.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136914 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 7:56 am to
bought her a ticket to the LSU-tOSU national championship game on gameday

she said not to buy it

i smelled a trap

bought ticket anyway

she broke up with me 2 months later

fin
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