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Half man/half beast, frequent masturbator, sets apartment building afire

Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:52 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:52 am


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Haskins, who lives in the apartment where the fire started, later told detectives that he wanted to get back at the company that manages Mar Plaza, police said.

His reason: They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police. He was arrested on a charge of first-degree arson and held in the Orient Road Jail without bail.


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Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.
Posted by TH03
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NSFL
Posted by TigerNlc
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Thanks for the nightmares
Posted by MSTiger33
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Arseface?
Posted by okietiger
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Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Gorignac
Posted by LsuTool
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holy shite

that dudes life sucks.
Posted by OnTheBrink
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Posted by TigerRad
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they should create a droppie for f'd up thread titles, and name it after you
Posted by Master of Sinanju
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If that's what frequent masturbating does to you, I'm fricked.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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The title drew me in. Was not disappointed. Well done, OP
Posted by fr33manator
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quote:

Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.


So he did it to himself
Posted by meauxjeaux2
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If that's what frequent masturbating does to you, I'm fricked.

Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:56 am to
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holy shite

that dudes life sucks.


Its sad. He should be under professional supervision.

His mind is as warped as his face.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 10:57 am
Posted by kook
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Rocky Dennis
Posted by meauxjeaux2
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Posted by StickyFingaz
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He apparently has a few loose screws upstairs
Posted by Korkstand
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If that's what frequent masturbating does to you, I'm fricked.
Posted by Korkstand
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He apparently has a few loose screws upstairs
The shotgun to the face might have knocked them loose
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
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I believe so
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