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re: Half man/half beast, frequent masturbator, sets apartment building afire

Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:07 am to
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:07 am to
That is the definition of fricking crazy
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57499 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:09 am to
IN THE FAAAACCEEE
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2391 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:11 am to
He shot himself in the face with a shotgun and it only looks like that?
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54115 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:11 am to
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31738 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:12 am to
jesus that's going to haunt me
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:12 am to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39215 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:12 am to
Dude has to be one tough bastard to survive a shotgun blast to the face. I wouldn't mess with him.
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1779 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:22 am to
File this one under the "your life could always be worse" category.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:22 am to
quote:

I wouldn't mess with him.
Especially not if he's masturbating all the time
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:23 am to
He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger. it was a glancing blow that likely involved damage to the frontal lobe. The frontal lobe damage would explain his public displays of tally whacking.



The inability for idiots to effectively commit suicide as compared to the frailty of life which we see at other times is still baffling.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

tally whacking.


Hadn't heard that in a while. Me and my lil bro used to say that all the time when we were kids.
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:28 am to
quote:

He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger.


suicide misfires are a sadly common phenomenon

usually its the under the chin straight up angle that misses the brain altogether

just go in the mouth and take out the brainstem, never fails
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:29 am to
Now I must kill myself. His picture made me wanna.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 11:33 am
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:33 am to
thanks i just ate
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39215 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:48 am to
If anyone remembers back in the early 80s, two guys blew their heads off with a shotgun and blamed it on subliminal messages in a Judas Priest song and sued the band. One of them survived WARNING: gross pic of another dude who survived a shotgun blast to the face
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3291 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29571 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:12 pm to
Nice selfie

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18963 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:26 pm to
Been hearing reports about this on my way to work. They never mentioned that dude was fricked in the face, and constantly jerked it.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

They never mentioned that dude was fricked in the face, and constantly jerked it.

So they only reported on the arson? They missed the two real stories.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.

Seriously a shame that he survived that.
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