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re: Half man/half beast, frequent masturbator, sets apartment building afire
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:07 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:07 am to arseinclarse
That is the definition of fricking crazy
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:11 am to arseinclarse
He shot himself in the face with a shotgun and it only looks like that?
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:12 am to StickyFingaz
jesus that's going to haunt me
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:12 am to Korkstand
Dude has to be one tough bastard to survive a shotgun blast to the face. I wouldn't mess with him.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:22 am to arseinclarse
File this one under the "your life could always be worse" category.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:22 am to Brosef Stalin
quote:Especially not if he's masturbating all the time
I wouldn't mess with him.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:23 am to Brosef Stalin
He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger. it was a glancing blow that likely involved damage to the frontal lobe. The frontal lobe damage would explain his public displays of tally whacking.
The inability for idiots to effectively commit suicide as compared to the frailty of life which we see at other times is still baffling.
The inability for idiots to effectively commit suicide as compared to the frailty of life which we see at other times is still baffling.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:27 am to Bleeding purple
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tally whacking.
Hadn't heard that in a while. Me and my lil bro used to say that all the time when we were kids.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:28 am to Bleeding purple
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He chickened out at the last second and tilted his head up and to the left prior to pulling the trigger.
suicide misfires are a sadly common phenomenon
usually its the under the chin straight up angle that misses the brain altogether
just go in the mouth and take out the brainstem, never fails
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:29 am to arseinclarse
Now I must kill myself. His picture made me wanna.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 11:33 am
Posted on 2/4/14 at 11:48 am to Bleeding purple
If anyone remembers back in the early 80s, two guys blew their heads off with a shotgun and blamed it on subliminal messages in a Judas Priest song and sued the band. One of them survived WARNING: gross pic of another dude who survived a shotgun blast to the face
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:26 pm to arseinclarse
Been hearing reports about this on my way to work. They never mentioned that dude was fricked in the face, and constantly jerked it.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:30 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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They never mentioned that dude was fricked in the face, and constantly jerked it.
So they only reported on the arson? They missed the two real stories.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 12:31 pm to arseinclarse
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Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police.
Seriously a shame that he survived that.
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