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Posted on 2/1/14 at 7:53 pm
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 7:53 pm
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Comedy gold jerry gold I tell ya.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10061 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:03 pm to
Laughing at others who struggle with themselves... you suck.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:16 pm to
I'm glad you think it's funny
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98769 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:19 pm to
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I am a 40-year-old virgin. I have never been on a date or had a women look at me twice.


I don't care who you are or what you look like, there's a woman out there who will hook up with you if you put forth any effort at all.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:23 pm to
Funny stuff. Makes me feel great about my life.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164666 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:38 pm to
I'm sure they have ugly conventions.

Where else would all those ugly couples find each other?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67602 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:39 pm to
I'm depressed after reading a few of those
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11376 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

This compendium of suffering contains hundreds of real stories illustrating just how much life sucks.




Bookmarked!
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Comedy gold jerry gold I tell ya.


This post was edited on 2/1/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98769 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

I am 51 and all I do is sit around and think of the Oakland Raiders. My wife gets pissed at me every weekend when I go to a sports bar and watch the game and when they lose I get really pissed all week.
Posted by NoNameNeeded
Lee's Summit, MO
Member since Dec 2013
1254 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 9:11 pm to
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Comedy gold jerry gold I tell ya.


You are a very disturbed person to get pleasure out of these people's stories of misery.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5320 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:42 pm to
Man, I feel bad for those people, but damn near every one of them has options to make their lives better, but their attitudes and passiveness are keeping them in their terrible situation. I see so many people with literally decades of their lives to live and yet no will to change their situations.

I've been there before, too, and it is very hard to learn to pull yourself out of a rut, but it can be done. One foot in front of the other, one day at a time, and making good habits for yourself: eat right, exercise, sleep enough, no or very little alcohol and caffeine. You will get through it.
Posted by Ironbat31
Member since Jul 2013
805 posts
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:55 pm to
these sound like my life
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11446 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:02 am to
quote:

I tried to kill myself once, but then I stopped because my mom threw a beer bottle at me


Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11446 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:19 am to
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I was living with my aunt while going to college in Buffalo, NY. About two weeks ago, my aunt caught me blowing my cousin who is also gay and going to be a senior in high school. I'm 20 and bi and he's 17 and gay and he started it with me the first night I lived there 2 years ago. It's just a sex thing--nothing more. So, now the bitch is threatening to tell the cops and she already told my father, who is her brother, and I can't ever go home again. I am staying with this gay Asian dude I know from college and I get to stay for free if I blow him and his brother and his cousin every day. I shouldn't complain 'cause they're all cute and nice, but it seems like my only purpose in life is to give head. I really want to finish my degree next year and then do the grad work to become a pharmacist. Now, everything might be fricked up 'cause of a lousy blow job. I hate that meddling count of an aunt. And my cousin is now telling everybody that I made him queer. My life is ruined.


Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28925 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 1:34 am to
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Comedy gold jerry gold I tell ya.


quote:

My beautiful, healthy baby boy died 3 days before he was due. I'll never be the same again.


Yeah. That's hilarious.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35584 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 4:12 am to
quote:

If I find one more dirty dish under my cabinets I'm going to take my father's .357 and make this child motherless.

Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35584 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 5:08 am to
quote:

I have a horrible yeast infection which leaves me unable to sleep through the night. I wake up with scars in the morning. My cootchie now looks like a picked scab. Maybe scabies will be next.


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I go by the name Tammy but my real name is Danny. My mother has forced me to dress like a girl for as long as I can remember. My older sister died in a house fire caused my my mother smoking in bed. No she calls me by her name and colors my hair just like my sisters hair. The worst moments in my life are bath time when she makes me hold my penis between my legs so she can't see it and bathes me. She wants me to have a sex change and has been coaching me on what to say so it can be done. I told her I will let her give me breast implants but I don't want them to cut off my penis. She just said it's not the same as being the whole girl we really know I am inside. I don't know what to do.


This post was edited on 2/2/14 at 5:12 am
Posted by Ole War Skule
North Shore
Member since Sep 2003
3409 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 6:42 am to
OK...so I clicked on the link and thought how terrible the 'mymiserablelife.com' website was, so I think I'd like something a little more pleasant and uplifting for a nice sunny Sunday morning and typed in MyWonderfulLife


Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 6:47 am to
They all have the same writing style. Coincidence?
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