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re: Do you wish you had married a fat girl?
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:46 pm to Btrtigerfan
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:46 pm to Btrtigerfan
HeadyB alter?
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:49 pm to TexasTiger01
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TexasTiger01
I'm just messing with ya
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:04 pm to Spaulding Smails
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I'll humor you...
Go to a bar...find a fat girl at a bar...hit on her ...take her home
If you have a fricking pulse, you will be able to bag the lardo of your dreams, easily, I guarantee it
quote:looks like you do.
disclaimer- I do not bang fatties
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:21 pm to Btrtigerfan
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fat girl
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I also imagine they fart.
It's a scientific fact that girls do not fart until they hit 150.01 lbs. Below that weight they neither fart nor have bowel movements.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:23 pm to Btrtigerfan
Back in the day they called it whaling
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:34 pm to ZULU
I plan to marry my overweight girlfriend. Sure she could lose a few lbs and it's been an issue in the past. But man o man I'm glad I realized how stupid and shallow I was. Now on the otherhand,
I could NEVER marry an ugly woman no matter how fit she was.
I could NEVER marry an ugly woman no matter how fit she was.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:47 pm to Btrtigerfan
Just stay married for 20yrs and you will have yourself a fat girl.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:47 pm to Btrtigerfan
No. That's stupid.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:48 pm to munchman
True fact, of course she says the same about me.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:56 pm to Btrtigerfan
Fat girls try harder.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:57 pm to boddagetta
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Fat girls try harder.
Haha
This post was edited on 5/15/22 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:58 pm to boddagetta
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Fat girls try harder.
True
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:58 pm to mikelbr
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Fat girls try harder.
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And they care how good they are at giving head
It's like a badge of honor for them.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 2:59 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Do you wish you had not made this thread?
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:01 pm to Btrtigerfan
Well you know what they say. Skinny girl, BIG frickING PUSSY.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:02 pm to Placebeaux
"They" are pretty stupid.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:03 pm to Darth_Vader
Yep
This post was edited on 5/15/22 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:04 pm to Placebeaux
Yep
This post was edited on 5/15/22 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:04 pm to glassman
Fat girl, BIGGER frickING PUSSY.
Glassman you jump the shark brah
Glassman you jump the shark brah
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:04 pm to Placebeaux
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Well you know what they say. Skinny girl, BIG frickING PUSSY.
The saying is, "Big girl-small hole, Small girl-all hole."
You are welcome.
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