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re: Did you do the son and mother dance at your wedding?

Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by AngryBeavers
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:08 pm to
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sack up and do it.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:19 pm to
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Well I doubt she was one to want to shite you out of her arse but she did it and she loves you so sack up and do it.



This.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:21 pm to
WTF is wrong with you.. afraid of popping a bone during the dance???
Posted by RonFNSwanson
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:21 pm to
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Did you do the son and mother dance at your wedding?
Yes

Money dance too. F the haters
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65124 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:22 pm to
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Your wedding has absolutely zero to do with what YOU want. The quicker you get that through your head, the better off you'll be.


Bingo. I've said this time and again on here and got hammered for it. The wedding is really for the (1) bride and (2) the moms. Your best bet on the weeding day as the groom is to stand there in your penguin suit, keep a big shite-eating smile on your face, and for at least that day, do exactly as she tells you to do.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:23 pm to
I didn't but my mother died a few years before I was married. Sure wish I could have
Posted by B&TCoonhound
Fighting in the Kumite
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:23 pm to
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Of course. Let her pick the song and dance with your dear mother, you ungrateful punk.
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:24 pm to
I danced to Doin' da Butt.
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:27 pm to
Afraid you're gonna catch wood? Just duct tape your dick to your leg.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
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Afraid you're gonna catch wood?




might i suggest this song
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:33 pm to
I hope someone shows her this thread
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by Bush Hog
Lafourche
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 1:40 pm to
I did. It was to her and my dads wedding song. It was actually same time as father daughter dance. My wife and her dad still talk ( ESP since grand babies) but they are not to close
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:04 pm to
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Of course. Let her pick the song and dance with your dear mother, you ungrateful punk.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:12 pm to
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I dont want to do the son and mother dance at the reception


You're a bad person

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Has anyone else not done it at their wedding?


Probably 99.9% of the weddings where the mom is still alive has had a mother-son dance

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i'm just not the one that wants to slow dance with my mom



Unless you and your mom hate one another, dance with her at your wedding. It will last 3 minutes, tops...much like your wedding night.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:20 pm to
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Did you do the son and mother dance at your wedding


I don't remember. Probably, but I'm not completely sure.

I do remember dancing with my in-laws' maid though. She could move!
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28083 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:23 pm to
i dont think i did (of course this was 18 years ago), i did dance with my mother in law though
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29802 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:28 pm to
If your wife dances with her father, then you should dance with your mother. Don't be such a punk.

Posted by CMBears1259
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
4057 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 2:36 pm to
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I dont want to do the son and mother dance at the reception
WTF is your problem that you can't take 5 minutes max to dance with your mom. You too cool for that? It's your mother for Gods sake. Unless y'all have a shitty relationship and aren't close there's no good excuse not to indulge her for a few minutes and make her feel special.

Would you want any son you might have to treat you're wife that way? Don't be a dick/pussy/a-hole!
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