- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
If Johnny Cash got a fuel pump, an engine and a trunk
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 12/19/13 at 12:47 pm
The first two days after he devised his plan to steal a vehicle from General Motors, he should have had enough shite to build his car in a matter of months. Instead it took him like 25 years. I don't get it.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 1:48 pm to LSUballs
Since those items came up missing after the first few days.... security really cracked down, hence his cautious approach afterwards...
This post was edited on 12/19/13 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:18 pm to LSUballs
That car was one piece of shite...
I just want to know how they got the large pieces from the factory line to his friend's mobile home.
I just want to know how they got the large pieces from the factory line to his friend's mobile home.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:40 pm to LSUballs
What about how he survived falling into that ring of fire?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:45 pm to TFTC
quote:
Since those items came up missing after the first few days.... security really cracked down, hence his cautious approach afterwards...
That is a plausible explanation.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 2:46 pm to hawkster
quote:
What about how he survived falling into that ring of fire?
That was just a metaphor for June's vag.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:16 pm to LSUballs
How did he end up in a California prison, for shooting a guy in Nevada?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:19 pm to LSUballs
quote:
That was just a metaphor for June's vag.
Vagina > anus. Fact.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:25 pm to LSUballs
Was it a complete engine, or just the block, and he had to get pistons, valves, etc. later?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 3:33 pm to PJinAtl
quote:
Was it a complete engine, or just the block, and he had to get pistons, valves, etc. later?
Without being in his buddy's mo-bil home I can't say for sure. But I bet it was a complete engine. Minus probably the plugs and maybe the carb.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 5:22 pm to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
How did he end up in a California prison, for shooting a guy in Nevada?
That's a good damn question. Maybe he had a bad arse custom made Johnny Cash's long range rifle, got him a good prop and tested the wind in Reno, and shot a feller across the border in Calli just to watch him die.
Posted on 12/19/13 at 5:41 pm to LSUballs
Did he hang his head after watching this fellow die?
Posted on 12/19/13 at 6:18 pm to 15sammy34
Yea, but it didn't cost him a dime
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News