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J.R. Smith apparently drives a $450,000 armored truck around New York City now
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:50 pm
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After a postseason that saw him potentially costing himself millions of free agent dollars after tussling with Jason Terry and being pictured in Rihanna’s general vicinity, one would think J.R. Smith would attempt to avoid the limelight a wee bit as he heads into his second full season with the New York Knicks. Not J.R.’s style, apparently, as he’s drawn needless criticism from Knick coaches for changing his hair color, and the eyes of New York’s tabloid press as he rolls around in a vehicle that no civilian should ever drive.
Flush with a new four-year, $24 million contract from New York, Smith has apparently spent nearly half a million to purchase something to keep him safe from grenade attacks. From the New York Post’s Page Six (via SB Nation):
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Smith, who’s recovering after surgery on his left knee in the off-season, rolled up to Meatpacking District restaurant Catch on Thursday night in a Gurkha F5, which is made by Toronto-based Terradyne Armored Vehicles and used by police and the military. Smith parked the oversize truck, worth about $450,000, on the street while he dined inside.
Per Terradyne’s website, all their vehicles feature an eight-cylinder diesel engine that delivers 300 brake horsepower and (because of the diesel technology) 660 lb.-feet of torque. Each vehicle in the Terradyne lineup all weigh well over 13,000 pounds.
And also nobody outside of police officers or military personnel should be driving these, because they’re incredibly stupid. Shooting guards, even ones with Smiths’ questionable shot selection, should not be driving armored vehicles on their way to eat a $32 scallop entrée.
That’s J.R. Smith, for you. Everybody look at him.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:52 pm to SPEEDY
to answer your question, yes he will be bankrupt by 40
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:52 pm to SPEEDY
I've looked at those before.. So cool.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:53 pm to SPEEDY
the whole time I just kept saying to myself please be a picture please be a picture
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:58 pm to SPEEDY
those mirrors are off a ford
good taste
good taste
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:02 pm to SPEEDY
Is it wrong of me to say that if I had the disposable income, then I would also drop 450K on that?
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:04 pm to SPEEDY
Does he keep bags of money in it?
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:09 pm to SPEEDY
That's pretty badass
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:13 pm to SPEEDY
You could rack up so much LP pussy with this thing
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:15 pm to SPEEDY
JR Smith is an idiot, but that truck is bad arse.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:15 pm to SPEEDY
As amused as I will be in 5 years with Mr. Smiff is filing for bankruptcy....that is a pretty sweet truck.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:19 pm to SPEEDY
Also, dude got the scallops? What a boss. Sounds like JR has good taste.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:20 pm to SPEEDY
He will destroy someone if he ever gets in a wreck in that thing.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:47 pm to SPEEDY
he is the posterboy for YOLO
Posted on 8/19/13 at 2:56 pm to SPEEDY
Who is JR Smith?
Posted on 8/19/13 at 3:48 pm to SPEEDY
That's pretty badass and you know it.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 4:17 pm to SPEEDY
and all he needs is a .50 caliber Browning M2 for the turret.
J.R. Smith is a good friend to have if the Zombie Apocalypse ever happens.
J.R. Smith is a good friend to have if the Zombie Apocalypse ever happens.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 5:51 pm to SPEEDY
Gaston would love to plasti-dip the shite out of this thing and paint the rims tan!
Posted on 8/19/13 at 6:18 pm to SPEEDY
It's his money, who cares
On a side note: I'd hate to be the car that gets into a collision with that
On a side note: I'd hate to be the car that gets into a collision with that
Posted on 8/19/13 at 7:35 pm to SPEEDY
There's a word for people like him.
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