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re: best punchlines in rap
Posted on 8/12/13 at 11:37 am to Elleshoe
Posted on 8/12/13 at 11:37 am to Elleshoe
Oh cathy, that hoe was hot,
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she fricked me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shite, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my a-hole.
thats why i guess that im the gangsta.
and oh ya, cathleen johnson, sweetheart, i'd like to thank ya.
the genius of the geto boys ganster of love
the first piece of pussy that i ever got.
she fricked me til i was cummin,
put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin.
i said, shite, um its ejecting.
she started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second.
turn me over on my back gold,
opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my a-hole.
thats why i guess that im the gangsta.
and oh ya, cathleen johnson, sweetheart, i'd like to thank ya.
the genius of the geto boys ganster of love
1
Posted on 8/12/13 at 11:49 am to The Dudes Rug
quote:
Posted by The Dude's Rug quote: rutiger Your jimmies are beyond rustled. Why can't he have an opinion? If he thinks Wayne has better punchlines than your opinion, then that's okay. Why are you getting so mad over something that is subjective?
I have no real issues with this except that he states earlier in the thread how much better wayne is than big l, when he didnt even know who big l was.
Ignorance is bliss i guess.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 12:09 pm to Elleshoe
immortal technique
quote:
immortal technique, the wrong mothafricka to diss,
cause i allowed god to let you mothafrickas exist
Posted on 8/12/13 at 1:03 pm to Carson123987
Dance with the Devil gives me the heebie jeebies
Posted on 8/12/13 at 1:56 pm to bootyswamper
quote:
the genius of the geto boys ganster of love
I was just reading the lyrics to that song this weekend!
Posted on 8/12/13 at 2:04 pm to rutiger
quote:
when he didnt even know who big l was.
His lyrics were in the OP. I read them, assessed them, then formed my opinion.
So go on and continue to be a fake hip-hop historian
Posted on 8/12/13 at 2:26 pm to 337Guy
quote:
His lyrics were in the OP. I read them, assessed them, then formed my opinion.
L.O.L.
You formed your opinion of a RAPPER based on reading his lyrics????
LMAO.
quote:
So go on and continue to be a fake hip-hop historian
Nothing fake about me. Sorry if i have respect for the genre and understand the history of it.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 2:29 pm to rutiger
quote:
Now I'm livin where I can cause I'm homeless
Can't make point calls cause I'm phoneless
I ain't, I'm starvin duke
I can't go to mommas house cause mommas starvin too
Better grab that 12 gauge
Cause thats the only way a ****s gonna get paid
-Mr. Scarface on "Born Killer"
This post was edited on 8/12/13 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:05 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
Big L 
quote:
I stopped hangin around y'all, cause ****z like you be prayin on my downfall, hopin I flop
Hopin I stop, you probably even hope I get locked
or be on the street corner with a pipe, smokin the rock
I got more riches than you, frick more bitches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more, stitches than you
quote:
I keep a cutie with a soft booty, hoes be runnin up
"Can I get your autograph L?" No bitch, I'm off duty
I'm breakin hottie hearts, ****z drop when my shotty sparks
It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts
I keep the gear fresh, I keep the braids rugged
I never wear rubbers bitch, if I get AIDS, frick it!
A beef with me, you better prevent it cause in a minute
I'll jump out a tenant rented, and leave a **** body dented
And my swoll knob your main girl cold slobbed
and gave a blow job to my whole mob, with no prob'
Aiyyo crazy bitches slept with L
Then they ****z got mad and tried to step to L But I'm sicker than a **** that's in special ed
so I suggest you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:18 pm to rutiger
quote:
You formed your opinion of a RAPPER's punchlines based on reading his lyrics????
FIFY
yes.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 3:23 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
CaptainPanic
Does Big L ever move outside of the box as far as creativity concerns? In terms of material I mean.
You said that Wayne is redundant when it comes to material, but I haven't seen anything creative from L.
Just wanna know.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 4:06 pm to 337Guy
I really don't understand how you see creativity in Wayne but not Big L. They talk about the same "material. I mean hell, just about every rap song talks about the same shite. Yeah Big L may sound more basic than what's going on today but that's because its not '95 anymore.
Think of it as how Movies are. If the classics were released today they wouldn't be appreciated as much because the industry has evolved tremendously as far as production and style. But that doesn't make them lack creativity or talent.
The sole reason I don't like Wayne is that it doesn't sound good to my ears. His style, voice, "flow", beats, and whole persona just doesn't do anything for me. Plain and simple.
Think of it as how Movies are. If the classics were released today they wouldn't be appreciated as much because the industry has evolved tremendously as far as production and style. But that doesn't make them lack creativity or talent.
The sole reason I don't like Wayne is that it doesn't sound good to my ears. His style, voice, "flow", beats, and whole persona just doesn't do anything for me. Plain and simple.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 4:40 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
I really don't understand how you see creativity in Wayne but not Big L
"Weezy beat the beat up, like Sonny Liston"
"I leave her pussy microsoft like Windows Vista"
"I get big chips you get alvins"
"Rest in peace Apollo Creed. I'm a monster- everyday is Halloween."
vs.
The Big L quotes on the first page. Excluding the first quote, he never speaks on objects/subjects outside of everyday street corner life.
That's why I find Wayne more creative, and
quote:is most likely why.
its not '95 anymore.
quote:But by this remark it seems that you do understand why I think Wayne is more creative.
Yeah Big L may sound more basic than what's going on today but that's because its not '95 anymore.
quote:and for me it's the complete opposite.
The sole reason I don't like Wayne is that it doesn't sound good to my ears. His style, voice, "flow", beats, and whole persona just doesn't do anything for me. Plain and simple.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 5:11 pm to 337Guy
quote:
Wayne
quote:
voice
Awful voice. Can't listen to him. Wish Ace would stop collaborating with him.
Posted on 8/12/13 at 7:18 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
Mista-Mista Scarface for the nine-deuce,
ninjas pack a nine, frick you bitch I pack a nine too.
Millimeter Ruger for you hoes who try to flex nuts,
You point your shite, I pull my shite, come ninjas now lets check nuts.
Mr scarface- N 2 deep
ninjas pack a nine, frick you bitch I pack a nine too.
Millimeter Ruger for you hoes who try to flex nuts,
You point your shite, I pull my shite, come ninjas now lets check nuts.
Mr scarface- N 2 deep
This post was edited on 8/12/13 at 7:19 pm
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