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Posted on 7/26/13 at 10:51 am to DelU249
Also classic Schwayze in Road House.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 10:53 am to DelU249
Fantastic movie. It's so quotable.
"Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the frick cares."
"Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the frick cares."
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 10:55 am
Posted on 7/26/13 at 10:56 am to DelU249
It's that time again
Favorite line of the movie
MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.
MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It's fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That's why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Favorite line of the movie
MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.
MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It's fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That's why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 11:10 am to DelU249
MacGruber: Your companion is a very beautiful young woman.
counth: Thank you.
MacGruber: Ma'am, I hope you enjoy being date raped.
counth: That's my daughter.
MacGruber. Sorry. He killed my wife.
counth: Thank you.
MacGruber: Ma'am, I hope you enjoy being date raped.
counth: That's my daughter.
MacGruber. Sorry. He killed my wife.
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 11:11 am
Posted on 7/26/13 at 11:29 am to SlimCharles140
I want to see a minimum of three turkeys in the next one.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 12:10 pm to Flair Chops
I died the first time he had sex with his dead wife
Posted on 7/26/13 at 12:57 pm to Flair Chops
Just tell me what you want me to fuuuuck!!
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:00 pm to Byron Bojangles III
i'm gonna shoot
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:21 pm to DelU249
MacGruber: How's your nose, rookie?
Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina.
MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could frick butts.
Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina.
MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could frick butts.
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:25 pm to bagNdrag
Best quote ever:
Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.
Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.
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