Buzzards in my box stand

I bet that is turrrrible

Just do like they did on duck dynasty and blow that thing up and put a camper up there

Had the exact thing happen to me. My stand was a metal frame with wood sides and floor. Ended up having to replace the floor and two sides. The smell was insanely sickening! They are some nasty creatures!

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Blech/ammonia combo is a good place to start...

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Not sure of serious..........

Toxic Gases

My dad has a story about a time he decided to mess with buzzards. 20 years ago on a country road, he was driving back from a maintenance call on a natural gas rig. It's dusk and he spots a wake on the side of the road feasting on a deer carcass. My dad is bored so he decides he is going to floor it, flash his lights and lay on the horn to frick with the buzzards. Bad idea. He failed to account for the fact that these buzzards were heavier than usual. The wake is slow to take flight because they are so full, one hits the grill of his truck slides of the window and pukes rotting deer down his a.c. vents. It's also the dead of winter....so he can either freeze his arse off or smell hot rotting deer and buzzard gut stew..moral of the story don't frick with buzzards...

I also have a stand named the "buzzard stand", a 4x4 box stand on t he ground, and after 2 years of airing out, it is just now decent enough to sit in. We just removed the chair, scraped / swept what we could and let it naturally air out.

<==== also HAD a "buzzard stand".

Ended up sacrificing it to the buzzard gods. No way you get that stench out.

Is it just me, or does "Buzzards in my box stand" sound like the beginning of a really kick as OB poem? Not a "roses are red, violets are blue" type of poem, but something along the lines of "The Road Not Taken".

Buzzards in my box stand
Not sure what to do?
Clean it with ammonia
Paint it anew?

Buzzards in my box stand
Stench causes water in my eyes
I've got 3 inches of buzzard shite
To shovel and sterilize

Buzzards in my box stand
certainly madness is mine
the ultimate tresspasser
where the heck is Tiger79?

Buzzards in my box stand
now I can't hunt
I only hope Green Jeans will step in there
And the fricker get stuck.

Next time i'll lock it up tight
hopefully a friend will give me a hand
and check it more often to prevent
Buzzards in my box stand.

sorry.. that's all i got.

I would make sure they aren't around. We found a buzzard nest a few years back on the ground. My dad was taking pictures of the babies and the mom flew over and tried to throw up on him.