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"Mett-stache" -- SHAVE IT

Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:26 am
Posted by ThomasDunson
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
278 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:26 am
Is it just me, or the first thing I do today at practice is toss Sonic Sam an electric razor and let him go to work on Mett's upper lip? I realize you are in college and all, and yeah, chicks are great, but let's try to look the part man. YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM, not some hipster doofus looking to score.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13821 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:28 am to


have never seen so many obsessed with someones hair since Crystal Gale
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:28 am to
Ill let him know your concerns at Bogies tonight
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61212 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:28 am to
lol wut?
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27727 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:29 am to
Child, please

Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:30 am to
Mustaches do the opposite of get you laid. They are hick repellent. What do you have against hipsters breh? A mustache is better than a cheat tat.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81277 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:31 am to
put the razor on the back of Josh D's jersey. He'll do the rest.
Posted by TheTigerZone
Moss Bluff ,La
Member since Dec 2009
2343 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:32 am to
quote:

ThomasDunson

STFU
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56691 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:33 am to
Zach Mettenberger doesn't look the way I want him to look
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 11:35 am
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
67617 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Is it just me, or the first thing I do today at practice is toss Sonic Sam an electric razor and let him go to work on Mett's upper lip? I realize you are in college and all, and yeah, chicks are great, but let's try to look the part man. YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM, not some hipster doofus looking to score.


Who gives a shite

Stfu

Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:39 am to
I agree. The molest-stache needs to go.

I don't think it's even about him trying to score with girls, but more about how seriously he takes his role as the leader of this team.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14078 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Is it just me


Unfortunately, no, multiple people share the opinion that the mustache somehow relates to on-field success
Posted by MrKnowItAll
Strop City
Member since Mar 2007
5312 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:43 am to
Who wouldn't like John Holmes as their QB."Save the Stache"
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 11:51 am
Posted by LSUTIGERTAILG8ER
Chance of Rain....NEVER!!
Member since Nov 2007
1794 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:46 am to
Get ready for this thread to be banned.
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29241 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:47 am to
There have been a lot of retarded threads started the past couple of days. This one is nearly the most retarded.
Posted by dr smartass phd
RIP 8/19
Member since Sep 2004
20387 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 11:55 am to
This thread is rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It's trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. It emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
Posted by sunnydaze
Member since Jan 2010
30682 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 12:02 pm to
I have never saw so many idiotic things posted in a span of 48 hours, holy frick
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2080 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 12:03 pm to
I like it.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6332 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 12:07 pm to
It does look cheesey, but instead of shaving, go it into a full Fu Man Chu like Broadway Joe
Posted by tigeryat
God's Country
Member since Oct 2005
2924 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 12:15 pm to
I'm in.

It looks ridiculous. Let it go Mett!
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