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Phrases baseball players use.....add your faves!

Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20091 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:11 pm
I have a JUCO ball player and he uses these phrases when I ask him how he did in a game:

Cockshot, piss missile, pissed on it, right down the cock, etc., as in:

Pitcher struck me out on a cockshot.

Pitcher threw it right down the cock and I pissed on it for a double to left center.

Third at bat, I hit a piss missile to the ss.

Love this game! And.....


Add your faves please!
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46122 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:14 pm to
do they play in ireland?
Posted by lighter345
Member since Jan 2009
11866 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:19 pm to
That's a lotta Cock.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60560 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:22 pm to
By You
Posted by BRUNNIN4
DFW
Member since Mar 2010
3061 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:33 pm to
You sure your son hasn't caught teh ghey?
Posted by Gunner
Austin, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
628 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:48 pm to
2 balls
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37535 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I have a JUCO ball player
quote:

he uses these phrases
quote:

Cockshot
quote:

cock
quote:

cockshot
quote:

cock
quote:

pissed
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70565 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 7:52 pm to
He seems to have a very limited vocabulary. You should tell him to take a literature class at his Junior College.
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4380 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:17 pm to
"Right through the wickets!"
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Yewkindewit

You really need to post more of this stuff.











































On the OT.
Posted by ADLSUNSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
3518 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:22 pm to
is he playing in britain?

I thought this was going to be a thread about chatter

i always thought the "come now" cheer to a batter was weird.

Posted by GoldenHebert
Lafayette, LA
Member since Oct 2011
880 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:37 pm to
They don't call him ol stone hands for nothing
Posted by TheNotoriousGOP
Member since Oct 2010
4644 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:38 pm to
Blimey he threw that piss missle at me so hard, he nearly scrod me scrotum.
Posted by jle
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2011
96 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:40 pm to
A guy who played at Creighton told me they all used to refer to the smell of post-game ball sweat as "duck butter"
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20091 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:42 pm to
Now I will say after the games there is som eserious stink around those guys. And.....
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47810 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Blimey he threw that piss missle at me so hard, he nearly scrod me scrotum.




Well played
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5000 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 9:55 pm to
What! Sounds pretty cocksure!

What happened to "ducks on the pond," "punching him out" and "swing batter batter?"
Posted by LSUdm21
Member since Nov 2008
17486 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 10:01 pm to
These are high school terms. Nothing more.
Posted by Dro
Barrett's Barleycorn
Member since Feb 2010
12617 posts
Posted on 6/12/12 at 11:11 pm to
Got Heeeeem!!
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 7:23 am to
"payoff pitch" huh? Did he take out a loan?

"rubber game" what are the other games made of?

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