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What if the Costanzas had found Superman and raised him?
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:15 am
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:15 am
Think about it for a second.
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Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:19 am to OMLandshark
he would kick arse at the feats of strength on festivus
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:26 am to OMLandshark
It would just be another difficult life moment for George to add to the Chonicles of Costanza.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:30 am to DestrehanTiger
He'd have sold soooo many more computers than Lloyd Braun
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:41 am to SW2SCLA
I didn't fly all the way from Planet Krypton to sit in a drafty restaurant.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:43 am to SW2SCLA
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He'd have sold soooo many more computers than Lloyd Braun
Im not sure about that. Lloyd was moving some serious merchandise.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:44 am to bomber77
Would he have turned Susan EXTRA lesbian or just not lost her at all?
Would have SPECTACULARLY flamed out at Kruger, or would he have been a great employee?
Would he have been able to get fired by the Yankees?
One thing we do know - he would have been able to shove an EPIC LOAD of shrimp into his mouth.
Would have SPECTACULARLY flamed out at Kruger, or would he have been a great employee?
Would he have been able to get fired by the Yankees?
One thing we do know - he would have been able to shove an EPIC LOAD of shrimp into his mouth.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:50 am to OMLandshark
I'm thinking that Frank would make the Festivus Pole out of Kryptonite in order to take Superman in the Feats of Strength.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 10:55 am to Tiger JJ
Keep in mind though that George is still likely around if they adopt Clark. George may become the most pathetic supervillain of all time because of it.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 11:12 am to bomber77
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Im not sure about that. Lloyd was moving some serious merchandise.
Put him up on the big board
Posted on 10/11/11 at 11:14 am to TreyAnastasio
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Put him up on the big board
Posted on 10/11/11 at 11:39 am to OMLandshark
possibly your best thread ever Toddy.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:00 pm to Tiger Ryno
Instead of "Great Krypton" he'd shout "Serenity Now!"
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:11 pm to OMLandshark
it would've ruined Jerry and George's friendship or it never even would've happen because of Jerry love for Superman. would've been worse than his "man-crush" on Keith Hernandez...
KEITH HERNANDEZ?!?!?!?
"Superman's stickin it to me Jerry..."
"George..."
"STICKIN IT!!"
KEITH HERNANDEZ?!?!?!?
"Superman's stickin it to me Jerry..."
"George..."
"STICKIN IT!!"
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:13 pm to Dr Emmett Brown
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it would've ruined Jerry and George's friendship or it never even would've happen because of Jerry love for Superman. would've been worse than his "man-crush" on Keith Hernandez...
Eh. Don't forget about George's man-love for the she-Jerry.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:23 pm to OMLandshark
his mother never would have caught him
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:33 pm to OMLandshark
He would have spent way too much time fighting with the Bizarro George.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:34 pm to tims0912367
He would have had an indestructible, velvet super-suit.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:39 pm to OMLandshark
great topic I imagine Superman would be a lazy, neurotic, paranoid, deranged, selfish & penurious a-hole
Maybe he would play for the yankees instead of sticking them in that ramada inn in Milwaukee
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:41 pm to DelU249
George's parents wouldn't mind if Superman had sex in their bed.
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