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Sports Source Code: What would you change?
Posted on 8/2/11 at 11:39 am
Posted on 8/2/11 at 11:39 am
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Anyway, the whole idea of being able to go back and change the past made me wonder: What would be my Top 10 Sports Code moments in sports? That is to say: What would I go back and change.
There are only two conditions that I just invented for Sports Code.
(1) You can't change a sporting RESULT. That is to say, you can't go back and have Scott Norwood MAKE the field goal or have Michael Jordan MISS the shot or have that Butler kid make the half course shot. You cannot make Bill Buckner field the ground ball cleanly (though you could try to convince Red Sox manager John McNamara to put Dave Stapleton a defensive replacement). Those are results, and they happened, and they cannot be changed (in my completely made-up scenario). No, you can only change something tangible, something that might make a difference (and remember you only have eight minutes). I only bend this rule once, in my very first Sports Code, but it's for a noble cause.
(2) You can't go back and create a whole new ending. That's a slightly tricky concept, but here's what I mean: For it to be a true Sports Code moment, you need to leave the ending open-ended. So, as much as you might want to do this, you can't have JIm Joyce make the right call so that Armando Galarraga gets his perfect game. Because, in that case, he GETS THE PERFECT GAME, and the story is over. That's a closed ending. The point here is to change something and then let a new ending unfold naturally.
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Goofy idea over at Poz's blog that I thought would be a fun discussion. Remember, the general rule is that you can go back in time for 8 minutes and try and change something, but you have no supernatural powers: you can't make Scott Norwood's kick go in. You can only do what a normal guy could do.
So here's mine:
1. Convince the SEC to use a different officiating crew for 2006 LSU-Auburn. Yes, I'm still bitter. that is the only game I think we were ever "robbed" by officiating.
2. I'd murder Bob Irsay in about 1980. No Colts decline, he doesn't move the team to Indianapolis. Hell, Elway probably agrees to play for the Colts without Irsay as the owner. Browns also stay in Cleveland. And, I have the comfort of killing one of history's great monsters. There are no losers here.
3. Convince someone, ANYONE to outbid Peter Angelos for the Orioles.
4. Convince LSU to NOT hire Mike Archer. Maybe we hire Spurrier, maybe we don't, but we probably don't go into the death spiral resulting in Hallman. and Archer, having to wait to become a head man, probably gets a job later on and does quite well. He was just too young. Everyone benefits. Especially us, if we hire Spurrier.
5. Prevent Len Bias from trying cocaine. I don't think that's the first time he used, but if he never uses coke, Bias goes to the NBA and he'd be pushed by Michael Jordan. bias was a better college player which is no guarrantee of pro success (just look at Ralph Sampson), and it could have been fascinating to see Bias v. Jordan for years.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 11:41 am to Baloo
remove aisle 4, row 8, seat 113 from wrigley field
Posted on 8/2/11 at 11:48 am to Baloo
1. Not have John Mecom own the Saints
2. Not trade for Steve Walsh (the worst trade in NFL history)
3. Draft Eddie George
4. Not hire Mike Ditka
5. Let Archie finish his career in NO (frick you Bum)
2. Not trade for Steve Walsh (the worst trade in NFL history)
3. Draft Eddie George
4. Not hire Mike Ditka
5. Let Archie finish his career in NO (frick you Bum)
Posted on 8/2/11 at 11:57 am to Baloo
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3. Convince someone, ANYONE to outbid Peter Angelos for the Orioles.
Easy #1 for me.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:03 pm to Bench McElroy
Angelos still isn't the worst owner in Baltimore sports history, which gives you an idea who friggin' evil Bob Irsay was. Most towns only have to endure one incompetent/evil owner. Baltimore is just lucky, I guess.
Given the choice, I'd murder Irsay before Angelos.
Given the choice, I'd murder Irsay before Angelos.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:12 pm to Baloo
Too many
- not draft JaMarcus
- Bush on the field on 4th and 2.
- remove computer polls from BCS rankings
- Go back 30 years ago and convince Tom Hansen to become commissioner of the SEC or Big 12.
- not draft JaMarcus
- Bush on the field on 4th and 2.
- remove computer polls from BCS rankings
- Go back 30 years ago and convince Tom Hansen to become commissioner of the SEC or Big 12.
This post was edited on 8/2/11 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:14 pm to Baloo
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Angelos still isn't the worst owner in Baltimore sports history, which gives you an idea who friggin' evil Bob Irsay was. Most towns only have to endure one incompetent/evil owner. Baltimore is just lucky, I guess.
Given the choice, I'd murder Irsay before Angelos.
At the same time, Irsay would never have moved the Colts if he was given a stadium as nice as Camden Yards. Irsay was worse because he was a genuinely bad guy as well as a POS owner but the fact that he moved a team out of Baltimore while Angelos didn't should not be listed as an advantage for Angelos. Angelos also has the Baltimore sports media completely under his thumb so it's hard to get a gage of how bad the guy is outside of looking at on-field results.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:18 pm to Baloo
game 6 of the '02 World Series: convince Dusty Baker to not take out Russ Ortiz in the 7th and give him the game ball
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:32 pm to Baloo
Put a buyout clause in Saban's '03 contract, that he couldn't sign with a SEC school during the term of the contract.
pull Buckner in 9th of game 6
pull Buckner in 9th of game 6
This post was edited on 8/2/11 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:42 pm to TigerintheNO
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Put a buyout clause in Saban's '03 contract, that he couldn't sign with a SEC school during the term of the contract
Figure out a way for Ryan Perriloux to get his arse straightened up before getting kicked off the team
NEVER sign Jason David as a Saint
Keep the New Orleans Pelicans
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:43 pm to TigerintheNO
Convince Rich Rod to take the Bama job.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:50 pm to Baloo
Recent:
Decide to score a TD in overtime vs. the Falcons last season instead of settling for the chip shot FG
Throw the kitchen sink at Saban convincing him to stay at LSU
Never recruit Jordan Jefferson
Decide to score a TD in overtime vs. the Falcons last season instead of settling for the chip shot FG
Throw the kitchen sink at Saban convincing him to stay at LSU
Never recruit Jordan Jefferson
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:50 pm to Draconian Sanctions
i'd stop john curtis from ever opening... result is a bunch more NOLA area schools have state titles and stay at the top of rankings. the top talent isn't skimmed off to play in 2A
i wouldn't win the last 4 games of 2004... maybe haslett is fired a year sooner
i'd go into prevent defense on the final play of the iowa capital one bowl
i wouldn't win the last 4 games of 2004... maybe haslett is fired a year sooner
i'd go into prevent defense on the final play of the iowa capital one bowl
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:52 pm to Draconian Sanctions
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 9:58 am
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:53 pm to chalmetteowl
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i'd stop john curtis from ever opening... result is a bunch more NOLA area schools have state titles and stay at the top of rankings. the top talent isn't skimmed off to play in 2A
He mad
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:57 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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With the 27th pick of the 1983 Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Dan Marino, quarterback, Pitt.
they didn't want that damn cokehead
Posted on 8/2/11 at 12:58 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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With the 27th pick of the 1983 Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Dan Marino, quarterback, Pitt.
you mean 21?
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also i'd keep Tulane in the SEC... yeah i don't like them but LSU football would be more fun if they were a competitive rivalry. this means no South Carolina later on and they join the Big East
Posted on 8/2/11 at 1:01 pm to chalmetteowl
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i wouldn't win the last 4 games of 2004... maybe haslett is fired a year sooner
Would you really want to change that? Then maybe Payton doesn't get hired, or maybe he gets off on the wrong note because of the Katrina year. Plus he gets rid of AB a year earlier, when Breesus isn't available.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 1:01 pm to Baloo
David Tyree doesn't make that catch.
Posted on 8/2/11 at 1:03 pm to chalmetteowl
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you mean 21?
D'oh
Don't really remember that draft and I thought we traded down for some reason.
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