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Is there a more awesome character in history than Gaston?

Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:19 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:19 pm
I mean. . .what the hell was Belle thinking? Ungrateful wench.

This post was edited on 6/22/11 at 12:20 pm
Posted by LSUdm21
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:21 pm to
He was a moron. Dude could have 3-ways every night with every woman in the village but he couldn't stop obsessing over plain little Belle.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:22 pm to
And yet the ungrateful slut was more interested in her bestiality fetish.
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:23 pm to
I think he was Bi
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:23 pm to
I love his arrogance. Best song in the whole movie.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

I think he was Bi

Naw. . .but his buddy was definitely gay for him.

Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:26 pm to
Belle was a freak. She had way too much fun playing with candles and clocks.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:27 pm to
No one fights like Gaston...
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:28 pm to
He's especially good at expectorating.
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:40 pm to
Kronk > Gaston!
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:44 pm to
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Kronk > Gaston!
massive fail.
Posted by bamaham
Nashville
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 12:47 pm to
It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting "ideas", and "thinking"
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 1:01 pm to


This guy openly mocks Gaston, and questions his sexuality.
Posted by Dr Emmett Brown
Hill Valley, CA
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 1:41 pm to
some toon porn with those 3 chicks from the bar would be sweet...
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

some toon porn with those 3 chicks from the bar would be sweet...


Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
37279 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 2:05 pm to
I wish I had a little dude to follow me around all the time telling me how great I was by way of spontaneous bar song.
Posted by Dev
the 361
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 3:09 pm to
He's got some great lines!

"LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking..."

"A dangerous pastime?--"

"I know!"

Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53564 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 3:39 pm to
All through Tangled I kept wanting Flynn Rider to be as cool as Gaston but he failed.
Posted by LemonCoolers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
53 posts
Posted on 6/22/11 at 4:51 pm to
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/22/11 at 5:26 pm to
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Dude could have 3-ways every night with every woman in the village but he couldn't stop obsessing over plain little Belle.


Belle was anything but plain. Great body, beautiful face, book smarts, and compassionate. I'd say she was quite the catch.
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