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How to capture a goat.......
Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:32 pm
I have a friend who has been having an issue with a goat roaming around her property and destroying things. What is the best way to capture the goat without harming it? I know, I know, but they don't want to kill it.
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Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:39 pm to TJG210
Rope it. They aren't all that fast typically.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:41 pm to TJG210
Dibs on the goat. Seriously. If you catch it, o will take it off your hands.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:47 pm to TJG210
A piggy trap would probably be your best bet
Or a qualified goat roper
Or a qualified goat roper
Posted on 1/14/11 at 2:58 pm to TJG210
Choirboy knows a little something on this topic......
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:00 pm to TJG210
Goats love sweet feed. Get it coming to that and you may be able to get close to it. I am guessing this one has gone feral. My dad's goats come running when they see you walking to them with feed.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:02 pm to 4LSU2
The last two thread titles I read made me laugh.
"Advice on buying a tomahawk"
And
"How to capture a goat"
This sounds like a fun drunken endeavor.
"Advice on buying a tomahawk"
And
"How to capture a goat"
This sounds like a fun drunken endeavor.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:09 pm to DieselTiger1
Definitely sounds like an adventure that would start with the famous words "WATCH THIS!" 
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:15 pm to bayoudude
Absolutely. I think this needs to be an episode of my new hunting show(brought to you by 4loko)
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:29 pm to TJG210
Ask a Deke, they know all about goats and sheep
Posted on 1/14/11 at 3:54 pm to TJG210
If he's using a bridge to get to your neighboors property you could dress up like a troll and hide under the bridge, and see how that works
Posted on 1/14/11 at 4:00 pm to 4X4DEMON
quote:
If he's using a bridge to get to your neighboors property you could dress up like a troll and hide under the bridge, and see how that works
This is the best thing I've read on here all day!
Billy Goat's Gruff
Posted on 1/14/11 at 4:01 pm to 4X4DEMON
Posted on 1/14/11 at 4:44 pm to 4X4DEMON
Troll. That made me belly laugh! I'll be chuckling at that all night
This post was edited on 1/14/11 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 1/14/11 at 4:48 pm to TJG210
quote:
How to capture a goat.......
Things you need:
1. Coffee can or other container
2. Corn
3. Rope
Put the corn in the coffee can. Goats love corn and will eat it out of the can. When goat eats out of can put the rope on its head.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 4:56 pm to TJG210
Question 1: Does your friend live outside of the city limits where a firearm can be legally discharged?
Question 2: Does she own a working firearm?
If the answer to both is yes, then you have your answer.
Question 2: Does she own a working firearm?
If the answer to both is yes, then you have your answer.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 5:19 pm to TJG210
quote:George Dickel and unnatural blondes used to always work on me...
How to capture a goat.......
Posted on 1/14/11 at 5:36 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
George Dickel and unnatural blondes used to always work on me...
the downfall of many good men.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 5:46 pm to bayoudude
quote:
Goats love sweet feed. Get it coming to that and you may be able to get close to it. I am guessing this one has gone feral. My dad's goats come running when they see you walking to them with feed.
This. They will eat it out of your hand. When it does, grab the stubborn bastard by the horns and start dragging him. It can be a fun thing.
Posted on 1/14/11 at 5:47 pm to TJG210
Our neighbors in Texas raised goats. We had a line of field fence between us. Those little suckers were constantly sticking their heads through to eat the green grass in our field. When they'd pull back, their horns were caught and they'd scream their heads off...It was just like a gill net. Can't tell you how many times we had to go unhook them from the fence.
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