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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by CalCajun
in a goodtimin state of mind
Member since Nov 2007
1167 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:26 pm to
Drew Brees wanted to name his # 2 Cam Newton, but Brittany shot it down...
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14294 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Liam Neeson's stunt double in Taken was Cam Newton


Nah, there's only one person qualified to have Cam as a double, and that's Cam Newton.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99693 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:31 pm to
Phil Ivey pisses himself when Cam Newton sits at the poker table.

Or

Upon losing a poker hand to Cam Newton, Phil Hellmuth calmly congratulates him and compliments his play.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23087 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:32 pm to
screams out "BEHOLD MY POWERFUL DEATH RAY!!" when melting the urinal ice w/ his pee in public restrooms.
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6944 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:32 pm to
quote:


Cam Newton rarely replaces the roll of toilet paper, but when he does he makes sure that it runs down the back side.




This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 3:34 pm
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11332 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

when melting the urinal ice w/ his pee in public restrooms.


Seriously though. How fun is that?
Posted by BooBoo
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
261 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I hear his tears cure cancer, hopefully we'll find out Saturday.

Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:03 pm to
Somehow the phrase "crammed him a new one"

will be heard at coffee shops across South LA on Sunday Oct, 24 whenever the subjest of Cam Newton is raised.
Posted by pabgolf
baton rouge
Member since Dec 2009
1901 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:23 pm to
Cam Newton once called himself Cameron, and lived to tell about it
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9846 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:23 pm to
Cam Newton once burned the Koran..............in Iraq..............












Then ran home in a minute five!
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:31 pm to
CM is so awesome his post count on td.com is always one higher than SFP. Always.
Posted by mba1620
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2005
258 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton will not win the Heisman Trophy this year, because by that point it will have been renamed to the Newton Trophy


Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99693 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:57 pm to
The rumors that Cam Newton doesn't have a shadow are false. His shadow is just afraid to show itelf lest Cam Newton see it.
Posted by blueTunaTiger
Gulf of Mexico, USA
Member since Feb 2009
3696 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton went to the Virgin Islands.....afterwards, they are only called the Islands...


Getting here late. That is hilarious.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21384 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to
Sharks dedicate a week to HIM.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99693 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Getting here late.


Cam Newton has killed people for less
Posted by bbolti1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1212 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to
The inspiration for the Hamburglar really was Cam Newton. McDonalds never told anyone so they wouldn't make Cam Newton upset.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99693 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

The inspiration for the Hamburglar really was Cam Newton.


Visual evidence of this from Rattlehead on the Fark Board:

Posted by bbolti1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1212 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:09 pm to
The famous sculpture, the Thinker by Auguste Rodin, is thinking about how to stop Cam Newton. Legend has it that one day, the Thinker will find a way, and come to life and play football for Vanderbilt and lead them to a national championship. Unfortunately for Vanderbilt, the Thinker has been that way for 108 years.
Posted by bbolti1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1212 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:15 pm to
What do you get when you have an unstoppable force colliding with an immovable object?

Patrick Peterson hitting Cam Newton.
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