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"Vampires Suck"

Posted on 8/10/10 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127939 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 3:45 pm
Whoever looks at the commercials for that garbage and says to themselves: "Looks funny, I think I'll spend money on that" should be raped by gorillas with chainsaw penises.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 3:55 pm to
Agreed but my old neighbor once had a facebook status that said something along the lines of "this new movie Vampires Suck spoofs Twilight, and as much as I love my Twilight, this looks funny!"

Oddly enough, she's very intelligent and going to med school. I don't think she realizes who the two hacks working behind the camera are
Posted by tubucoco
las vegas, nevada
Member since Oct 2007
32994 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 3:56 pm to
one thing is for sure the Vampire theme is all over the place these days!
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:02 pm to
if you gave these screenwriters a cup of apple sauce and a spoon they'd drown
Posted by josh336
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
81964 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:15 pm to
LINK
here you can find their work, it includes epic movie, disaster movie, and meet the spartans


I hate these fricking guys with a passion. It gives me hope that I could write and direct a movie. Anybody could do what they do to just pocket money.
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:17 pm to
The real culprits who should be drowned in ammonia are the high school kids who think these movies are a great way to spend Friday night
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30087 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:24 pm to
My hope is their next movie is only shown once in each state in a huge arena and poison gas is released halfway through the movie thereby increasing the mean IQ of the USA 25 points
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:26 pm to
who knew there would be movies so bad, discussions about them would involve eugenics
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162077 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:31 pm to
What's sad is that all of those movies made good money. They can't take more than 10 minutes to write.
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25606 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:34 pm to
While I like the spirit of the movie, these parody movies have sucked arse the last 15 or so years.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162077 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 4:39 pm to
Scary Movie 1 wasn't bad at all, but after that it really went from parodies to just straight up ripping off scenes from movies and inserting someone getting kicked in the nuts, farting, etc.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89550 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 5:07 pm to
That is the worst lineup of films I've ever seen. How are those guys employed? There's no way those movies did well at the box office. Who is giving them money? Who is ok'ing these scripts and allowing filming/production to go on?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30087 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 5:08 pm to
They don't cost shite to make and all the retards go see them so they rake in a ton of dough. it makes me sad to know that this shite made these people richer than I'll ever be.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58510 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 5:28 pm to
i laughed at the trailer i wont go see it though
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 5:33 pm to
Maybe the M/TV Board should collaborate on a low budget pop culture reference movie. If these guys can do it an turn a profit, who says we can't?
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162077 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

i laughed at the trailer


not surprising
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
61916 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 6:04 pm to
I have never liked this style of movie, but would go to this one with my wife just to make fun of Twilight.
Posted by tbr11
Member since Mar 2006
306 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 6:11 pm to
and you cant blame the studio for greenlighting these projects.

Epic Movie
Opening Weekend: $18,612,544
(#1 rank, 2,801 theaters, $6,644



Meet the Spartans
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $18,505,530
(#1 rank, 2,605 theaters, $7,104



Although I agree when the number one opening movie only tops out at 18.5 is a pretty pitiful weekend, theyre covering profits

if it dont make money, it dont make sense
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127939 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 6:14 pm to
The reasons as others have pointed out that these 2 retards keep making movies is that:

1) They are very cheap.
2) They actually "write" them, do casting, shoot and post-production in a VERY short amount of time.
3) They can do one or two every year very quickly and cheaply
AND
4) They have all made a profit.

I hate these two frickers.
Posted by tbr11
Member since Mar 2006
306 posts
Posted on 8/10/10 at 6:16 pm to
lol.


i agree it is a pitiful excuse for moviemaking.
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