"Vampires Suck"

Agreed but my old neighbor once had a facebook status that said something along the lines of "this new movie Vampires Suck spoofs Twilight, and as much as I love my Twilight, this looks funny!"

Oddly enough, she's very intelligent and going to med school. I don't think she realizes who the two hacks working behind the camera are

if you gave these screenwriters a cup of apple sauce and a spoon they'd drown

The real culprits who should be drowned in ammonia are the high school kids who think these movies are a great way to spend Friday night

who knew there would be movies so bad, discussions about them would involve eugenics

While I like the spirit of the movie, these parody movies have sucked arse the last 15 or so years.

Scary Movie 1 wasn't bad at all, but after that it really went from parodies to just straight up ripping off scenes from movies and inserting someone getting kicked in the nuts, farting, etc.

They don't cost shite to make and all the retards go see them so they rake in a ton of dough. it makes me sad to know that this shite made these people richer than I'll ever be.

Maybe the M/TV Board should collaborate on a low budget pop culture reference movie. If these guys can do it an turn a profit, who says we can't?

I have never liked this style of movie, but would go to this one with my wife just to make fun of Twilight.

The reasons as others have pointed out that these 2 retards keep making movies is that:

1) They are very cheap.
2) They actually "write" them, do casting, shoot and post-production in a VERY short amount of time.
3) They can do one or two every year very quickly and cheaply
AND
4) They have all made a profit.

I hate these two frickers.