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Steven Seagal : Lawman
Posted on 12/8/09 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 12/8/09 at 10:11 pm
I don't hate this show.
Caveat: I have been drinking a good bit.
The Segal Spidey-Sense thing is lame.
Some of Segal's lectures are lame.
The guy sounds kinda full of shite, but he can shoot like a muthafricka.
I'll get drunk and watch this some more...
Caveat: I have been drinking a good bit.
The Segal Spidey-Sense thing is lame.
Some of Segal's lectures are lame.
The guy sounds kinda full of shite, but he can shoot like a muthafricka.
I'll get drunk and watch this some more...
This post was edited on 12/9/09 at 11:33 pm
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Posted on 12/8/09 at 10:14 pm to USMCTiger03
He knows his way around a handgun.
This post was edited on 12/8/09 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 12/9/09 at 9:20 am to USMCTiger03
I thought the Segal-Sense thing was pretty lame as well.
I never realized how big that SOB is! What is he? 6'5"? And yes, he is one shootin sumbitch!
I never realized how big that SOB is! What is he? 6'5"? And yes, he is one shootin sumbitch!
Posted on 12/9/09 at 10:46 am to Bard
I only watched the one where he was helping the guy out and range. He was shooting at a target about 10 yards away. Not a great display of skill.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 10:49 am to jmarto1
I bet everyone at his precinct hates him. He comes off as a know it all douche about a subject he probably doesn't know it all in. People should base a drinking game on the show, every time he mentions martial arts take a drink, every time he talks about being a master of the martial arts take a drink, every time he comments on how the martial arts are helping him succeed at anything else take a drink...actually limit that to 1/2 or 1/4 of a drink to those or you will be in the hospital.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 11:05 am to booga
You are obviously not a practictioner of the zen philosophy
Posted on 12/9/09 at 1:28 pm to lsugradman
I've never seen that much brass (Lieutenants, Captains, and a Colonel) on patrol in my life.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 1:36 pm to USMCTiger03
One thing misleading is the show makes it seem as if Segal has been hitting the streets of Jeff. Parish for the last 20 years. He is an honorary reserve deputy who is only down there to do the show.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 5:44 pm to booga
quote:
I bet everyone at his precinct hates him. He comes off as a know it all douche about a subject he probably doesn't know it all in. People should base a drinking game on the show, every time he mentions martial arts take a drink, every time he talks about being a master of the martial arts take a drink, every time he comments on how the martial arts are helping him succeed at anything else take a drink...actually limit that to 1/2 or 1/4 of a drink to those or you will be in the hospital.
The all time best drinking game that could get you killed is what we used to play in the dorms watching Seinfeld re-runs... every time Kramer goes in or out of a door, take a shot.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 5:49 pm to skullhawk
also why does he talk like a yat that's lived there all their life? He's from fricking michigan
Posted on 12/9/09 at 5:52 pm to Etiger83
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He's from fricking michigan
Meh, he also acts like hes from China, when I bet the commies don't even want him.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 6:37 pm to Jcorye1
I bet you wouldn't say it to Seagul's face. H would back hand you so quick you'd be begging for your mammies jammies.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:09 pm to jmarto1
quote:
I only watched the one where he was helping the guy out and range. He was shooting at a target about 10 yards away. Not a great display of skill.
I'm not sure he was even 10 yds away.
Also, he's such a great teacher, why did the guy shoot a whopping 97 on the post course???
It's an entertaining (laughing at him, not with) show and I will continue to watch, just not expecting too much.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:36 pm to booga
quote:
every time he talks about being a master of the martial arts take a drink, every time he comments on how the martial arts are helping him succeed at anything else take a drink..
well wouldn't this....
quote:
every time he mentions martial arts take a drink,
have covered it.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:38 pm to Tiger Ryno
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I bet you wouldn't say it to Seagul's face. H would back hand you so quick you'd be begging for your mammies jammies.
according to his E true hollywood story a few years back he is as full of shite as a 400 lb fly.
but yeah, props on his shooting display.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 8:31 pm to skullhawk
What a douchebag. I can't stand this show.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 8:54 pm to phoenix
Shits about to get real. "Where dey at!"
Posted on 12/9/09 at 9:01 pm to lsugradman
here we go...
Posted on 12/9/09 at 9:09 pm to BeachDude022
This show is nothing short of miraculous
Posted on 12/9/09 at 9:09 pm to BeachDude022
Seagal had spidey senses... shits going down
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