You woe as me Tiger Fans.

Won't even wait to watch the last two games of the season before crying your eyes out about how boring LSU is, how much LSU has underachieved, how you won't renew your tix, and won't travel to the LSU bowl game.

Fire Crowton. Fire Miles. Hope that other teams take them to their schools and away from Tiger Stadium.

Look at the stats. Look at how the offense is ranked last in the SEC. Dead last inexcusable! They're last in offense and a lot of other categories not the league standings.

The HS players are seeing that LSU is in decline! It's over. Our run at the top is over. Bama is good again! Oh my god.

Underachieving bunch of players. Bad playcalls. This player sucks. We should strip him of his schollie. Too much this player. Not enough that player. our quarterbacks suck. Our defensive line sucks. Our offensive line sucks. We need this and this and this and then we'd be happy and right.

You've changed LSU fans. Oh how you've changed. You would've given your left nut to have a chance at 8-2 a decade ago. You would've done just about anything. Winning a national championship was gonna be the best thing that ever happened to you.

But it turns out that it was one of the worst. It sucked all of the love and life out of LSU football for you. Because you stopped remembering that 99 percent of being a fan is watching and hoping that you can win. You've stopped enjoying the ride. You've stopped smelling the aromas of the tailgate. You stopped appreciating that your team could win and achieve perfection.

now you expect them to.

Congratulations LSU fan. You've become the smug pompous, expectant OU fan that we wanted so badly to beat in 03.