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This week's predictions by Myra Maines
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:37 am
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:37 am
Myra Maines, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, and former career advisor to Whitney Houston, will now reveal her predictions for this week.
Prediction #1: Lindsey Lohan will be rushed to the hospital for an emergency operation, but will almost die on the table when doctors realize that no amount of swabbing will make her clean for surgery.
Prediction #2: After watching videotape of the Detroit Lions 2008 season, NFL officials will insist that the Detroit players take steroids.
Prediction #3: Pope Benedict XVI will convert to Scientology after a meeting with Tom Cruise. He will resign the papacy, and will be replaced the first black man to hold the church’s highest office, Pope Tyrone Washington of South Central L.A. Pope Tyrone will revolutionize the church when he annouces that "bitches can now be priests."
Prediction #4: Rex will be the first TigerDroppings.com member to land on the moon. His first words will be, “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. And Mom and Dad, I’m gay.”
Prediction #5: The LSU Tigers will open the 2009 football season by defeating the Washington Huskies by the score of 30-20.
Prediction #1: Lindsey Lohan will be rushed to the hospital for an emergency operation, but will almost die on the table when doctors realize that no amount of swabbing will make her clean for surgery.
Prediction #2: After watching videotape of the Detroit Lions 2008 season, NFL officials will insist that the Detroit players take steroids.
Prediction #3: Pope Benedict XVI will convert to Scientology after a meeting with Tom Cruise. He will resign the papacy, and will be replaced the first black man to hold the church’s highest office, Pope Tyrone Washington of South Central L.A. Pope Tyrone will revolutionize the church when he annouces that "bitches can now be priests."
Prediction #4: Rex will be the first TigerDroppings.com member to land on the moon. His first words will be, “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. And Mom and Dad, I’m gay.”
Prediction #5: The LSU Tigers will open the 2009 football season by defeating the Washington Huskies by the score of 30-20.
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Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:39 am to Myra Maines
30-20?
uh, no, no, no, no
uh, no, no, no, no
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:39 am to Myra Maines
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:39 am to Myra Maines
quote:
Prediction #4:
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:41 am to loussenile
quote:I think the game is going to be closer than we think.
30-20?
uh, no, no, no, no
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:51 am to Myra Maines
quote:
"bitches can now be priests."
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:54 am to Myra Maines
quote:
Myra Maines
Awesome alter.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:56 am to lpd1975
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Myra Maines
Awesome alter.
agreed
i think its Ice Cold
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:56 am to L.A.
not this shite again
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:56 am to loussenile
quote:
30-20?
uh, no, no, no, no
yes, yes, yes, yes.
Just wait....it'll be much closer than you expect.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 11:57 am to Myra Maines
I take it that this is some lame attempt to thwart Heung Soro as the boards mystery prognosticator.
Long live Heung!
Long live Heung!
Posted on 9/4/09 at 12:04 pm to L.A.
quote:
I think the game is going to be closer than we think.
Way too much thinking here. You mean
quote:
I fear the game is going to be closer than fans want it to be.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 12:08 pm to BleedPurpleGold
quote:
I think the game is going to be closer than we think.
Based on?
quote:
yes, yes, yes, yes. Just wait....it'll be much closer than you expect.
Once again, based on?
Posted on 9/4/09 at 12:09 pm to ZackMorrisPhone
she's a prognosticator.....that's what her divination talents are telling her......
Posted on 9/4/09 at 12:34 pm to ZackMorrisPhone
quote:Just a hunch.
Based on?
Posted on 9/4/09 at 1:15 pm to Chinese Bandit
quote:May a weird holy man impregnate your sister.
I take it that this is some lame attempt to thwart Heung Soro as the boards mystery prognosticator.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 1:21 pm to Chinese Bandit
quote:I think Hueng is finished. I emailed him to tell him that the masses were calling for him. He was despondent.
I take it that this is some lame attempt to thwart Heung Soro as the boards mystery prognosticator.
Long live Heung!
It's not looking good. Did he mess up a prediction a few years back that could be haunting him?
Posted on 9/4/09 at 1:37 pm to Chicken
quote:
I think Hueng is finished. I emailed him to tell him that the masses were calling for him. He was despondent.
This is a sad day in TD history.
I am going to wear by black armband in memory of Hueng.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 1:38 pm to TigerFred
He might surprise us and come out today...but I seriously doubt it. And I am not setting the stage for his dramatic return. I really think he is done.
Posted on 9/4/09 at 1:42 pm to Chicken
Sad and today is the six year anniversary or his registration.
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