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Registered on:11/4/2005
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May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister.
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I take it that this is some lame attempt to thwart Heung Soro as the boards mystery prognosticator.
May a weird holy man impregnate your sister.
Myra Maines, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, and former career advisor to Whitney Houston, will now reveal her predictions for this week.


Prediction #1: Lindsey Lohan will be rushed to the hospital for an emergency operation, but will almost die on the table when doctors realize that no amount of swabbing will make her clean for surgery.


Prediction #2: After watching videotape of the Detroit Lions 2008 season, NFL officials will insist that the Detroit players take steroids.


Prediction #3: Pope Benedict XVI will convert to Scientology after a meeting with Tom Cruise. He will resign the papacy, and will be replaced the first black man to hold the church’s highest office, Pope Tyrone Washington of South Central L.A. Pope Tyrone will revolutionize the church when he annouces that "bitches can now be priests."


Prediction #4: Rex will be the first TigerDroppings.com member to land on the moon. His first words will be, “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. And Mom and Dad, I’m gay.”


Prediction #5: The LSU Tigers will open the 2009 football season by defeating the Washington Huskies by the score of 30-20.