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I Have Compiled A Deep Spectral Analysis Of Micheal Flynn’s Posting History…
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:52 pm
Flynn is an agent of Russia, China, Turkey and the Sunshine Biscuit Company. When 4.5 million retweets question how waging a war against Iran fulfills Trump campaign promise to not start new wars or how complicity in burying the Epstein Files under layers of patriotic sediment is “draining the swamp” — that isn’t a glitch in the system, IT IS THE SYSTEM!
The retweet clusters don’t just happen within seconds — they align with lunar phases and the exact moment Flynn’s ceiling fan reaches maximum wobble. You’re telling me 7658 accounts move in sync like a synchronized swimming team of android ghosts and that’s just a coincidence?
No. That’s a Super Bowl halftime show choreography controlled by a sentient algorithm that arose from rejected FOIA requests, subsisting entirely on stale Hydrox sandwich cookies, which have a stable shelf-life of 75 years.
According to my working model, Flynn also is the handler of three dumpster diving raccoons wearing night-vision goggles— fed on Cheez-Its — that run a shadow PAC out of random Buc-ee’s parking lots at approximately 17:17:33 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
The most important thing for MAGA is to stay united and don’t dare question the contradictions and betrayals of Trump’s 2nd term. If it seems confusing that simply means the process is working.
And absolutely never, EVER, under any circumstances, ask why the raccoons have better campaign finance disclosures than Congress and how the cookies are restocking themselves. At that point it’s already too late, because the algorithm has seen you notice it noticing you noticing it, and it will gently, patriotically, and with great enthusiasm begin to retweet you into oblivion. Above, all:
The retweet clusters don’t just happen within seconds — they align with lunar phases and the exact moment Flynn’s ceiling fan reaches maximum wobble. You’re telling me 7658 accounts move in sync like a synchronized swimming team of android ghosts and that’s just a coincidence?
No. That’s a Super Bowl halftime show choreography controlled by a sentient algorithm that arose from rejected FOIA requests, subsisting entirely on stale Hydrox sandwich cookies, which have a stable shelf-life of 75 years.
According to my working model, Flynn also is the handler of three dumpster diving raccoons wearing night-vision goggles— fed on Cheez-Its — that run a shadow PAC out of random Buc-ee’s parking lots at approximately 17:17:33 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
The most important thing for MAGA is to stay united and don’t dare question the contradictions and betrayals of Trump’s 2nd term. If it seems confusing that simply means the process is working.
And absolutely never, EVER, under any circumstances, ask why the raccoons have better campaign finance disclosures than Congress and how the cookies are restocking themselves. At that point it’s already too late, because the algorithm has seen you notice it noticing you noticing it, and it will gently, patriotically, and with great enthusiasm begin to retweet you into oblivion. Above, all:
This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 7:55 pm
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:53 pm to Toomer Deplorable
I am so confused.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:57 pm to SallysHuman
Kash's honeypot said Flynn is part of a foreign influence operation with some others like Tucker and Candace.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:58 pm to Toomer Deplorable
What do you care? You voted for Fidel anyways.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:59 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Kash's honeypot said Flynn is part of a foreign influence operation with some others like Tucker and Candace.
Oh yeah, I saw that... way too deep of a rabbit hole for me right now.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:03 pm to Toomer Deplorable
Pop a top, agaaaiiinn...
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:11 pm to Toomer Deplorable
Awesome.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:12 pm to Toomer Deplorable
This must be why boarEd is spazzing all over the board like SFP on speed. Accusing everyone of being shills and feds.
The Q jig is up and boarEd and Vox are feds.
So boarEd sock puppets out and avoids any questions about his trust the plan 17:17 thread being thrown to the wind, as he is in like Flynn.
The Q jig is up and boarEd and Vox are feds.
So boarEd sock puppets out and avoids any questions about his trust the plan 17:17 thread being thrown to the wind, as he is in like Flynn.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:13 pm to Toomer Deplorable
I once knew a guy who talked like you in college. After freshman year he had a schizophrenic break and we never saw him again.
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:14 pm to Toomer Deplorable
Is this just another opportunity for you and Punk or Power to make out?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:18 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Kash's honeypot said Flynn is part of a foreign influence operation with some others like Tucker and Candace.
I mean if you can’t trust a Mossad agent having sex for influence who can you trust these days?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:23 pm to cajunangelle
You missed a teed up cheap shot......from now on call him Boar Fed.. 
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:27 pm to Toomer Deplorable
quote:def mister ed.
that run a shadow PAC out of random Buc-ee’s parking lots at approximately 17:17:33 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
Toomer, who are you?
Posted on 3/25/26 at 8:28 pm to antibarner
BoarFed is better than mister ed the fed.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:01 pm to theballguy
quote:
You voted for Fidel anyways.
What in the world are you talking about. I cast my vote for Trump and the promise of an “America First” agenda — I presume the same as you:
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Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:06 pm to Toomer Deplorable
You could have just called anons nerds. Instead now you look like more of a dumbass than the trust sessions crowd.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:12 pm to Toomer Deplorable
TLDR
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:13 pm to Toomer Deplorable
quote:
Flynn is an agent of Russia, China, Turkey and the Sunshine Biscuit Company. When 4.5 million retweets question how waging a war against Iran fulfills Trump campaign promise to not start new wars or how complicity in burying the Epstein Files under layers of patriotic sediment is “draining the swamp” — that isn’t a glitch in the system, IT IS THE SYSTEM!
The retweet clusters don’t just happen within seconds — they align with lunar phases and the exact moment Flynn’s ceiling fan reaches maximum wobble. You’re telling me 7658 accounts move in sync like a synchronized swimming team of android ghosts and that’s just a coincidence?
No. That’s a Super Bowl halftime show choreography controlled by a sentient algorithm that arose from rejected FOIA requests, subsisting entirely on stale Hydrox sandwich cookies, which have a stable shelf-life of 75 years.
According to my working model, Flynn also is the handler of three dumpster diving raccoons wearing night-vision goggles— fed on Cheez-Its — that run a shadow PAC out of random Buc-ee’s parking lots at approximately 17:17:33 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
The most important thing for MAGA is to stay united and don’t dare question the contradictions and betrayals of Trump’s 2nd term. If it seems confusing that simply means the process is working.
And absolutely never, EVER, under any circumstances, ask why the raccoons have better campaign finance disclosures than Congress and how the cookies are restocking themselves. At that point it’s already too late, because the algorithm has seen you notice it noticing you noticing it, and it will gently, patriotically, and with great enthusiasm begin to retweet you into oblivion. Above, all:
It's premature to know how the latest military operation against Iran is going to work out but let's say it works out beautifully for the Persian people and for the world as a whole, will you be back on this forum showing a clip of Toomer Deplorable choking on a never ending plate of king size crow?
Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:22 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
Toomer, who are you?
I hold the same positions I have always held. Yet certainly I admit that I can’t keep track of what MAGA is supposed to represent these days.
General Michael Flynn himself held all the positions that once were considered core MAGA orthodoxy by the majority of posters on this very forum:
..believed the Epstein affair was a high-level blackmail operation.
..believed the alphabet agencies had been weaponized to target political opposition to a globalist agenda;
…thought the leadership in both parties served the reigning elite in the Potomac Swamp;
believed the 2020 election was stolen and that Biden was a fraudulent President;
…believed that January 6th was a Federal entrapment operation.
…believed that the Biden Administration conducted a censorship effort to silence criticism of their COVID-1984 vaccine policies;
If Flynn is a traitor to MAGA then the definition of what is MAGA must’ve changed somewhere between the election of 2024 and whatever is passing for MAGA today.
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Posted on 3/26/26 at 6:28 pm to Bass Tiger
quote:
It's premature to know how the latest military operation against Iran is going to work out but let's say it works out beautifully for the Persian people and for the world as a whole, will you be back on this forum showing a clip of Toomer Deplorable choking on a never ending plate of king size crow?
Saying we don’t know how this latest war in the Middle East will work out is an understatement. We don’t even know how the midterms are going to work out.
Yet we do know that while Trump is burning precious political capital on the war against Iran, the midterms are hanging in the balance and Republicans can’t even muster enough votes to pass the SAVE Act. How about we drive the collectivists out of our own country before we start yet another Middle Eastern war?
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 6:32 pm
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