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What happens if I can't find a Professional Suicide Assister wiling to assist my suicide?

Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110527 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:23 pm
Does the State have to compel someone to do so under the framework of this shite?

I know the assumption seems to be that they will always be able to find some ghoul somewhere willing to do it on any case imaginable, but the more we seem to be stretching what that actually is, the more I'm thinking there might possibly be some point where someone has a hard time finding someone willing to go forward with assisting it.

Have the places that allow this stuff, and more now seem to be pushing it hard, figured out a contingency for this scenario?
Posted by Commander Rabb
Member since Feb 2020
1289 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:32 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/25/26 at 4:34 pm
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
3007 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:48 pm to
Then do it yourself
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
10387 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:49 pm to

Relocate to Canada …. you’ll fit right in
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3503 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:50 pm to
Go sign up to go fight in the foreign allegiance in Ukraine
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
19775 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:51 pm to
What??

Hire an assassin.

But, please don't.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
36935 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:57 pm to
There is always the do it yourself kits

Hose for car tailpipe with a CD of your favorite Goth rocker....or Black Sabbath

3D gun with complimentary bullets

Spider and Co from a street corner will deliver a "cocktail" that you can administer yourself.

These have been proven to be as effective than having a bureaucrat take time out of his / her busy paperwork
Schedule to visit and oversee.....cheaper too.


Why would anyone want to be comicit in this? Overseeing it with the help of a doctor is murder or accessory to murder.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101907 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 5:02 pm to
Remember across the street is for attention, down the road is for results
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2395 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:12 pm to
Just get on the NYC subway at 2am
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
20925 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:17 pm to
Doesn't Canada have suicide pods up and running?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20008 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 6:19 pm to
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Relocate to Canada …. you’ll fit right in

Many went to Canada to avoid getting killed in Vietnam in the sixties and seventies, times sure have changed.
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