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‘Shiny’ geometric mystery object spotted on Mars

Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:40 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:40 am
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A party hat-shaped object spotted on Mars is drawing renewed scrutiny, with some experts suggesting it could be evidence of something major while others offered a trashy explanation for the cone.

The object — roughly 20 centimeters long with a flat end — was first photographed by NASA’s Curiosity Rover in 2022 in Gale Crater near the Red Planet’s equator, and flagged on March 8 by Harvard University astrophysicist Avi Loeb in a post on Medium.

“Should we just assume that the mysterious cylinder is human-made debris and move on or turn back the rover to figure out whether its origin is different?” Loeb asked in a Medium post.





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Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:45 am to
Martian litter bugs are the worst.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1972 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:46 am to
That's a dikfer
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103844 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:46 am to
fricking Matt Damon.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21734 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:48 am to
Theres geometric shapes in geology here too- giants causeway in Northern Ireland is but one example of many.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72966 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:50 am to
I think it’s the Sabot round I fired on the tank range at Fort Knox in 1988 when I had HEAT indexed.

(Very few will get this joke, but those who do are my fam)
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:50 am to
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A party hat-shaped object spotted on Mars i


Sorry for partying.
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:51 am to
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That's a dikfer


What’s a dikfer?

Looks like a matterdaddy to me.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:53 am to
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:53 am to
I blame the three breasted midget.
Posted by Lithium
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:55 am to
Looks more like something found on Uranus
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:58 am to
fricking Avi Loeb again.
Posted by MakersMark
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:04 am to
Alien butt plug?
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:08 am to
It's a cone left from nasa doing fake mars pictures from devil's Island.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:11 am to
That's the safety cap from a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Posted by Tangineck
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:12 am to
Nissan altima dropped part of its CVT transmission after some power braking.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79357 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:26 am to
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astrophysicist Avi Loeb
This is the attention-seeker who claims all the interstellar comets are alien tech. At one point he said 3I Atlas was 60% likely alien tech then backed down to 30-40%. Dont forget to like and subscribe.
Posted by CallmeSteveo
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:29 am to
Fire for effect friend
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:49 am to
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(Very few will get this joke, but those who do are my fam)


Gunner, sabot, Mars

Identified

Up

On the way


(I read Team Yankee before I enlisted, but I had valuable skills that kept me out of Armor, Darth.)
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
19768 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:52 am to
It’s the Continuum Transfunctioner, a541275990f mysterious, powerful device capable of destroying the universe

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