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‘Shiny’ geometric mystery object spotted on Mars
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:40 am
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:40 am
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A party hat-shaped object spotted on Mars is drawing renewed scrutiny, with some experts suggesting it could be evidence of something major while others offered a trashy explanation for the cone.
The object — roughly 20 centimeters long with a flat end — was first photographed by NASA’s Curiosity Rover in 2022 in Gale Crater near the Red Planet’s equator, and flagged on March 8 by Harvard University astrophysicist Avi Loeb in a post on Medium.
“Should we just assume that the mysterious cylinder is human-made debris and move on or turn back the rover to figure out whether its origin is different?” Loeb asked in a Medium post.
NY Post
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:45 am to Darth_Vader
Martian litter bugs are the worst.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:48 am to Darth_Vader
Theres geometric shapes in geology here too- giants causeway in Northern Ireland is but one example of many. 
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:50 am to GRTiger
I think it’s the Sabot round I fired on the tank range at Fort Knox in 1988 when I had HEAT indexed.
(Very few will get this joke, but those who do are my fam)

(Very few will get this joke, but those who do are my fam)
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:50 am to Darth_Vader
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A party hat-shaped object spotted on Mars i
Sorry for partying.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:51 am to forkedintheroad
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That's a dikfer
What’s a dikfer?
Looks like a matterdaddy to me.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:53 am to LSUBoo
I blame the three breasted midget.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:55 am to Darth_Vader
Looks more like something found on Uranus
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:58 am to Darth_Vader
fricking Avi Loeb again.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:08 am to Darth_Vader
It's a cone left from nasa doing fake mars pictures from devil's Island. 

Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:11 am to Darth_Vader
That's the safety cap from a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:12 am to Darth_Vader
Nissan altima dropped part of its CVT transmission after some power braking.
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:26 am to Darth_Vader
quote:This is the attention-seeker who claims all the interstellar comets are alien tech. At one point he said 3I Atlas was 60% likely alien tech then backed down to 30-40%. Dont forget to like and subscribe.
astrophysicist Avi Loeb
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:49 am to Darth_Vader
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(Very few will get this joke, but those who do are my fam)
Gunner, sabot, Mars
Identified
Up
On the way
(I read Team Yankee before I enlisted, but I had valuable skills that kept me out of Armor, Darth.)
Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:52 am to Darth_Vader
It’s the Continuum Transfunctioner, a541275990f mysterious, powerful device capable of destroying the universe
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