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How many virgins does the Ayotollah get now

Posted on 2/28/26 at 1:50 pm
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 1:50 pm
I think it was a dozen or something
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 1:54 pm to
the entire halo fan club
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
53926 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 1:56 pm to
I don’t know how many but he’s balls deep as you read this.
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 2:00 pm to
The virgins they think they are getting:



The virgins they are actually getting:

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
164130 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Reagan80
Earth
Member since Feb 2023
2280 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 2:19 pm to
I don’t think Satan provides them.
Posted by SWOK Sooner
Member since Dec 2019
1285 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:33 pm to
Probably getting 72 butt rape$ instead
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

The virgins they are actually getting:

Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14249 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:59 pm to
They misunderstood the translation of the Quran. They are actually promised 72 Virginians. Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Lee, Jackson, and a bunch of their buddies are getting their arse kicking boots ready.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2230 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:01 pm to
If I was God I would give him the Squad

This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 4:23 pm
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2230 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:07 pm to
I think even Khamemie would turn that skank Rashida Tlaib down.


This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 4:17 pm
Posted by mwade91383
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:23 pm to
TREE FIDDY
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2345 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 4:54 pm to
Dozens of UGLY virgins.
This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 4:55 pm
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