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Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6209 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:05 pm
if his daily poop is in the afternoon. Everyday as I leave my final leak heading home, the same man is dropping a deuce in the shared restroom on my floor in our office building. If you can't get your life right were you take a dump first thing when you get to work, what are you doing with your life? This used to be proper country.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26362 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:07 pm to
Probably his only private time he gets before he gets home to his crazy life. Leave the man drop in peace.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23590 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:07 pm to
I hope you and your boyfriend gets this figured out
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73085 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:08 pm to
I can't ever remember an instance in my life where I have felt compelled to track the pooping habits of another man.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
61284 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:09 pm to
Well, maybe that is his secondary or auxiliary poop….!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73085 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Well, maybe that is his secondary or auxiliary poop….!

You're saying this could be his turdtiary poop?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35873 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:10 pm to
While I am as regular as a German train schedule with regards to dropping the kids off at the pool before 7 AM everyday, you poop when you poop.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155436 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:10 pm to
thread is shite
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69853 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:10 pm to
I thought you were a female.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17511 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:11 pm to
My name is Mike
and here I sit
Pissin bean off
cuz when i shite
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73085 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

SallysHuman

quote:

My name is Mike

I knew it!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17511 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I knew it!




Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3814 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:15 pm to
Poop is not on a schedule doofus.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13916 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:17 pm to
Sounds personal....if you know the number of times he goes?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71459 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:22 pm to
Better than poor-planning weirdos who inexplicably have to shite while at movie theaters, restaurants, or out shopping.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1555 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:23 pm to
He is doing himself a monetary favor by not spending his own money on water and toilet paper you frickin creeper
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138410 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:24 pm to
I don’t trust a man who doesn’t drop what he’s doing to look up at an aircraft passing overhead.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6209 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Poop is not on a schedule doofus.


yes, drink a cup coffee on the way to work, poop when you get there.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14655 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

My name is Mike
and here I sit
Pissin bean off
cuz when i shite


Here I sit
Broken hearted
Thought I'd shite...
But only farted.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17511 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Thought I'd shite...
But only farted.


Boss makes a dolla
I make a dime
That's why I shite
On company time
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