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I don't trust a man
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:05 pm
if his daily poop is in the afternoon. Everyday as I leave my final leak heading home, the same man is dropping a deuce in the shared restroom on my floor in our office building. If you can't get your life right were you take a dump first thing when you get to work, what are you doing with your life? This used to be proper country.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:07 pm to greenbean
Probably his only private time he gets before he gets home to his crazy life. Leave the man drop in peace.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:07 pm to greenbean
I hope you and your boyfriend gets this figured out
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:08 pm to greenbean
I can't ever remember an instance in my life where I have felt compelled to track the pooping habits of another man.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:09 pm to greenbean
Well, maybe that is his secondary or auxiliary poop….! 
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:09 pm to Spankum
quote:
Well, maybe that is his secondary or auxiliary poop….!
You're saying this could be his turdtiary poop?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:10 pm to greenbean
While I am as regular as a German train schedule with regards to dropping the kids off at the pool before 7 AM everyday, you poop when you poop.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:10 pm to greenbean
I thought you were a female.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:11 pm to greenbean
My name is Mike
and here I sit
Pissin bean off
cuz when i shite
and here I sit
Pissin bean off
cuz when i shite
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:12 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
SallysHuman
quote:
My name is Mike
I knew it!
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:15 pm to greenbean
Poop is not on a schedule doofus.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:17 pm to greenbean
Sounds personal....if you know the number of times he goes?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:22 pm to greenbean
Better than poor-planning weirdos who inexplicably have to shite while at movie theaters, restaurants, or out shopping.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:23 pm to greenbean
He is doing himself a monetary favor by not spending his own money on water and toilet paper you frickin creeper
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:24 pm to greenbean
I don’t trust a man who doesn’t drop what he’s doing to look up at an aircraft passing overhead.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:41 pm to ultratiger89
quote:
Poop is not on a schedule doofus.
yes, drink a cup coffee on the way to work, poop when you get there.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:43 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
My name is Mike
and here I sit
Pissin bean off
cuz when i shite
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Thought I'd shite...
But only farted.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:47 pm to greygoose
quote:
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Thought I'd shite...
But only farted.
Boss makes a dolla
I make a dime
That's why I shite
On company time
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