Started By
Message

I finally learned why birds fly south for the winter

Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:35 am
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5334 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:35 am
Apparently it's faster than walking




Bonus:

Before they invented crowbars, crows usually just drank alone.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8306 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:36 am to
I recently learned why one side is always longer than the other when geese fly in a V formation


it's because there's more birds on that side
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32532 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:36 am to
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40935 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8306 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:37 am to
this is one of my favorite gifs of all time
Posted by wrongRob
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2017
1321 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:38 am to
What do you call a nude blonde standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
616 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:40 am to
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7312 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:43 am to
A mind blowing fact I learned recently is that even after nearly 114 years, the swimming pool on the Titanic is still filled with water.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14499 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:44 am to
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1309 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:44 am to
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist resort? The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the same time.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25979 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:47 am to
A blind man walks into a department store. He picks up his seeing eye dog by the leash and starts swinging it over his head.

A clerk runs up to him and frantically asks "Sir, can I help you?"

The blind man replies "No, I'm just looking around."
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19732 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:49 am to

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?





It's not hard......
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12291 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist resort? The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the same time.


It's because the donuts are on his dick isn't it?














Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
2928 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:10 am to
You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes...

...
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19637 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:22 am to
Did you know there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?

Oh, and even after all these years, the Titanic’s swimming pool is still filled with water.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62532 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:30 am to
Two worms are wiggling down a dirt path. One stops and says, “Whoa! Did you see the size of that hedgehog?”.
The other says, “No, stupid. We don’t have eyes,”
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56366 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:30 am to
i chuckled. upvoted.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
14072 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:33 am to
Well....


...that's a deep subject.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36242 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:44 am to
A duck walks into a drugstore and says "gimme a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill"
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36242 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 11:45 am to
3 guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram