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When did women get so thirsty at the gym?

Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:26 pm
Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
914 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:26 pm
Every time I go, I have to turn down thots more aggressive than an Elden Ring boss. Before the desperate thirsty baws get triggered…I’m married.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51035 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:27 pm to
I can tell chicks dig you because you mentioned Elden Ring
Posted by Junger
Member since Jan 2026
270 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:28 pm to
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married


Leave the ring off.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1946 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:28 pm to
I'm old. someone please translate.
Posted by Junger
Member since Jan 2026
270 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:29 pm to
They want married dudes.
Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
914 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

Leave the ring off.


I’m not getting degloved lol
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35347 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:31 pm to
It’s become such a problem, I started leaving my gallon jug at home.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155377 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I have to turn down thot more aggressive than an Elden Ring boss.
it's the thot that counts
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6560 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8825 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
18312 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:34 pm to
Zero chance this is true.
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
2027 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
3996 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:37 pm to
I thought this thread was gonna be about Stanley Cups
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
4109 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

I can tell chicks dig you because you mentioned Elden Ring

Sounds like some kinda special cock ring
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74075 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:38 pm to
Funny… the only thirst I see is yours. For internet attention
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51035 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:40 pm to
We figure which jabroni this alter belongs to yet?
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30329 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:40 pm to
it's because you're a unit bro, she can see your print through you gym shorts and they like that your stable
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2622 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

I can tell chicks dig you because you mentioned Elden Ring
I think he meant Sekiro. Beat that and it really gets them pumping.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35804 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

thirsty at the gym

I’m just there for the camel toe.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
43384 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 9:04 pm to
Does your husband know?
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