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Martyr Makeover: MS NOW Alters Pretti Photo

Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:01 am
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:01 am
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:02 am to
I saw that on twitchy... friggin hilarious. That ain't just a color touch-up, they gave him a nose job, too.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18373 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:05 am to
Nose job. Slightly shortened his face. Slightly widened his face. Fixed his teeth. Gave him a tan. They even edited his glasses and shirt.


They even edited his beard to have a more defined triangle under his mouth.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 7:07 am
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:06 am to
And they added muscles to the soy
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:07 am to
Our media is a bigger threat to democracy then China or Russia ever will be
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:08 am to
This should be illegal
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18373 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:09 am to
frick. They seem to have even shorted his ears a little also.





Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
41204 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:12 am to
He actually looks healthy now. Normally, he looks sickly
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:17 am to
He looked a little too jewey I guess
Posted by StansberryRules
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:46 am to
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
27244 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:48 am to
I'd like to see the photo of the guy who shot him. He'll probably have fangs and horns...
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:50 am to
Shortened his whole head.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:54 am to
Imagine if they had done this to some black person. The uproar would be hilarious saying the the media doesn’t think black people are beautiful or some shite

Let’s be real though, they would just use a 5th grade photo for a 42 year old drug dealer or something in that case
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:55 am to
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:55 am to
quote:

I'd like to see the photo of the guy who shot him. He'll probably have fangs and horns...


All of this


Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9926 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:55 am to
But why?

How does giving him a posthumous Photoshop makeover change anything, regardless of your opinion of what transpired?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 7:56 am to




This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 7:59 am
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
6828 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:17 am to
Funny thing is, if he were actually the dude on the right he probably would have been swiped on more on tinder, and still be alive.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
54901 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Our media is a bigger threat to democracy then China or Russia ever will be


For the past 25 years Alex Jones has been telling anyone who will listen the true battle America First is fighting is an Info War against the DC Uniparty, NWO Cultural Marxism and their media partners, the Gaslight Media.

America First has a very formidable opponent.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4995 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 8:27 am to
quote:

How does giving him a posthumous Photoshop makeover change anything,



were you born yesterday?



Looks matter in public opinion. A lot.
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