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Police Arrest Nude Mermaid in Union Parish
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:59 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:59 am
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:01 am to kftiger1
Throw her back
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:02 am to fr33manator
Looks like she stayed underwater a bit too long.
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MONROE, La. (KNOE) - The Union Parish Sheriff’s Office arrested a Marion woman accused of attacking a deputy.
UPSO responded to a home in the Linville community after a caller stated their neighbor was trespassing on their property.
Officials say the caller stated the neighbor was standing in their driveway screaming after being told to not trespass on their property on previous occasions.
UPSO says when they arrived, the woman was found swimming nude in a pond on the caller’s property.
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According to officials, 41-year-old Erin Elizabeth Sutton initially refused to get out of the pond and speak to deputies, as she was “trying to be a mermaid.”
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They say Sutton finally got out of the pond and EMS was called to evaluate her. When asked to step inside a residence, officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.
UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.
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Officials say Sutton continued to resist detention and began kicking and punching the deputy.
Sutton was finally restrained, and EMS arrived to take her to the hospital for further treatment. According to authorities, during transport, Sutton threatened to kill deputies and paramedics.
UPSO says that, due to her requiring medical treatment, they sought warrants for her arrest at a later date.
Sutton was arrested on Jan. 6 and charged with three counts of resisting an officer with force or violence, two counts of public intimidation, two counts of battery of a police officer, one count of disturbing the peace/drunkenness and one count of criminal trespassing.
Her bond was set at $62,000.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:03 am to kftiger1
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officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.
Not very mermaid-like
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:03 am to kftiger1
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Nude Mermaid
That's like saying nude dog. They aren't supposed to wear clothes.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
Elisabeth Moss is looking rough
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
In all honesty...she does look like what traditional mermaids were described as.
Disney and Splash started the perception of them looking gorgeous
Disney and Splash started the perception of them looking gorgeous
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to OysterPoBoy
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That's like saying nude dog. They aren't supposed to wear clothes.
on a scale of 1-10, how big are her fins?
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:06 am to JetsetNuggs
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officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.
Not very mermaid-like
It absolutely is very mermaid like.
Mermaids were carnivorous creatures to be feared in mythology
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:07 am to StrongOffer
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Elisabeth Moss is looking rough
What’s new?
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:07 am to Shexter
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UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.
That's methed up.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:10 am to glassman
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refused to comply and was tased
Cop gets home from work:
Cop: Honey, I'm home
Wife: How was your day?
Cop: Well, I tased a mermaid today
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:14 am to Shexter
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refused to get out of the pond and speak to deputies, as she was “trying to be a mermaid.”
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:17 am to kftiger1
My hometown Parish never disappoints.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:46 am to 777Tiger
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on a scale of 1-10, how big are her fins?
Or, her tail
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:29 pm to kftiger1
Linville is such a small town, but I guess craziness is everywhere now.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:08 pm to tigersbh
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I guess drugs are everywhere now.
FTFY
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:09 pm to fr33manator
Definitely no Daryl Hannah.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:30 pm to fr33manator
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Throw her back
WNSWH
[Would Not Swim With Her]
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:43 pm to Shexter
quote:Khalil could have an effect on her and she’d comply.
UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.
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