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Police Arrest Nude Mermaid in Union Parish

Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:59 am
Posted by kftiger1
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:59 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:01 am to



Throw her back
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19306 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:02 am to
Looks like she stayed underwater a bit too long.

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MONROE, La. (KNOE) - The Union Parish Sheriff’s Office arrested a Marion woman accused of attacking a deputy.

UPSO responded to a home in the Linville community after a caller stated their neighbor was trespassing on their property.

Officials say the caller stated the neighbor was standing in their driveway screaming after being told to not trespass on their property on previous occasions.

UPSO says when they arrived, the woman was found swimming nude in a pond on the caller’s property.


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According to officials, 41-year-old Erin Elizabeth Sutton initially refused to get out of the pond and speak to deputies, as she was “trying to be a mermaid.”


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They say Sutton finally got out of the pond and EMS was called to evaluate her. When asked to step inside a residence, officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.

UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.


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Officials say Sutton continued to resist detention and began kicking and punching the deputy.

Sutton was finally restrained, and EMS arrived to take her to the hospital for further treatment. According to authorities, during transport, Sutton threatened to kill deputies and paramedics.

UPSO says that, due to her requiring medical treatment, they sought warrants for her arrest at a later date.

Sutton was arrested on Jan. 6 and charged with three counts of resisting an officer with force or violence, two counts of public intimidation, two counts of battery of a police officer, one count of disturbing the peace/drunkenness and one count of criminal trespassing.

Her bond was set at $62,000.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:03 am to
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officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.


Not very mermaid-like
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:03 am to
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Nude Mermaid


That's like saying nude dog. They aren't supposed to wear clothes.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to
Elisabeth Moss is looking rough
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35107 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to
In all honesty...she does look like what traditional mermaids were described as.

Disney and Splash started the perception of them looking gorgeous
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89387 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:04 am to
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That's like saying nude dog. They aren't supposed to wear clothes.


on a scale of 1-10, how big are her fins?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:06 am to
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officials say Sutton suddenly charged toward a deputy.


Not very mermaid-like



It absolutely is very mermaid like.


Mermaids were carnivorous creatures to be feared in mythology
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:07 am to
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Elisabeth Moss is looking rough


What’s new?
Posted by glassman
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:07 am to
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UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.


That's methed up.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19306 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:10 am to
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refused to comply and was tased


Cop gets home from work:

Cop: Honey, I'm home
Wife: How was your day?
Cop: Well, I tased a mermaid today
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:14 am to
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refused to get out of the pond and speak to deputies, as she was “trying to be a mermaid.”

Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9317 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:17 am to
My hometown Parish never disappoints.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38064 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:46 am to
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on a scale of 1-10, how big are her fins?


Or, her tail
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12674 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:29 pm to
Linville is such a small town, but I guess craziness is everywhere now.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 12:31 pm
Posted by YouKnowImRight
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:08 pm to
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I guess drugs are everywhere now.



FTFY
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
70107 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:09 pm to
Definitely no Daryl Hannah.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
93156 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Throw her back



WNSWH
[Would Not Swim With Her]
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73144 posts
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:43 pm to
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UPSO says Sutton refused to comply and was tased, which reportedly had no effect.
Khalil could have an effect on her and she’d comply.
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