Have any of you ever thought how you would plan a bank robbery ?

Take a lap, FBI guy

No

You get a job as a janitor.

Use the proceeds to go to school.

Get a degree in accounting,

Get a job as a teller.

Work your way up to assistant manager.

Then manager.

Then vice president.

Decades later, they give you the keys as the bank president. You are making 6 figures a year.

Then, one night, when everyone has gone home, you fill up a comically large sack with a money sign on it with bills of various sizes, fake your own death and flee the country, leaving your family, for a country with no extradition laws.

You live like a king for a few years until the money runs out.


Then you find another bank and get a job as a janitor...

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There’s not much dumber than trying to rob a bank.

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And why would you when you could just set up a Somalian day care?

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This post was edited on 1/3/26 at 10:27 am

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Many years ago, I worked as an armed bank guard. Very boring job, so the thought crossed my mind from the standpoint of how I would deal with various situations. This meant that I had to consider the opposition view and how to respond to different potential approaches.
So yes, I gave a lot of thought to both sides of the equation.
But never considered doing a robbery. Just antithetical to my nature.