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Man charged in wife's murder, Ex-Miss Switzerland Finalist, Pureed Remains in a Blender
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:33 am
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:33 am
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The suspect allegedly previously told police he came home to find her dead but admitted the following month that he killed her in self defense, per local outlet bzbasel, 20min and The Telegraph, which cite court filings. However, he wasn't officially charged in connection with her death until this month.
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An autopsy report indicated that the suspect allegedly dismembered Joksimovic using a jigsaw and garden shears, before slicing up the remains and dissolving them in a blender. The report further stated that the remains were "pureed" and dissolved in a chemical.
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Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:36 am to The Mick
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An autopsy report indicated that the suspect allegedly dismembered Joksimovic using a jigsaw and garden shears, before slicing up the remains and dissolving them in a blender. The report further stated that the remains were "pureed" and dissolved in a chemical.
This sounds like something someone who killed in self defense would do.
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 7:37 am
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:37 am to The Mick
I guess Switzerland will now adopt a ban on War(ing).
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:38 am to soccerfüt
Switzerland will rehab him and give him daily ice cream
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:39 am to The Mick
Amazing how someone like that...who had almost all the options in the world....picks to marry the 0.0000001% of guys who would murder, dismember, and blend her up like a smoothie.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:39 am to soccerfüt
Musta been a hell of a jigsaw. Wouid like to know the brand. 20v?
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:39 am to PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Someone watched Breaking Bad and took careful notes
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:40 am to The Mick
There’s a small number of beautiful women in the world and this a-hole reduced it by one. String him up and hang him from a cliff on the Matterhorn.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:41 am to The Mick
She doesn't look like much of a photographer. No one who knows what they're doing is going to hold a camera in that position and try to take good pictures...
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:42 am to The Mick
Why is his name being withheld?
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 7:45 am
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:42 am to tiggerthetooth
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Amazing how someone like that...who had almost all the options in the world....picks to marry the 0.0000001% of guys who would murder, dismember, and blend her up like a smoothie.
After watching many, many cop cam and detective videos on youtube, I came to the conclusion that people you would never suspect of killing someone can kill someone.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:42 am to soccerfüt
Looking forward to a new Blendtec video...
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:44 am to lsufan112001
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Musta been a hell of a jigsaw. Wouid like to know the brand. 20v?
Made me laugh.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:46 am to i am dan
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After watching many, many cop cam and detective videos on youtube, I came to the conclusion that people you would never suspect of killing someone can kill someone.
I disagree. People who are bad at reading character often miss a lot of signs.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:47 am to bad93ex
quote:No clue. Her name was withheld in court docs also, they just used her initials only.
Why is his name being withheld?
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:01 am to lsufan112001
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Musta been a hell of a jigsaw. Wouid like to know the brand. 20v?
I'm sure the author doesn't know the difference between a reciprocating saw and a jigsaw.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:03 am to Unobtanium
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Looking forward to a new Blendtec video...
Nah, you need a Vitamix for that kind of job.
...at least that's what I read somewhere.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:04 am to tiggerthetooth
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I disagree. People who are bad at reading character often miss a lot of signs.
Normal, clean, college educated ex-girlfriend follows who she thinks is her ex's new girlfriend to her house, walks into her house, and shoots her 5 times.
Completely normal acting woman. Murderer. There are a bunch of videos like that.
It's crazy.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:08 am to UpToPar
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has officially been charged with murder and disturbing the peace, prosecutors sai
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and disturbing the peace,
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:30 am to The Mick
He must have been really tired of her shite. Baws just find another one.
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